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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5979 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?