Hospital Admissions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Vitamin Deficiency Hospital

vitamin deficiency symptoms, health crisis, Healthcare, Hospital, england

lol join our minecraft server and never worry about lack of vitamins again!!! our virtual world is so full of healthy foods and drinks that you will never have to go to the hospital for a vitamin deficiency!!! we have magical carrots that give you super strength and enchanted apples that make you invincible!!! come join us and say goodbye to boring old real life where you have to worry about eating your veggies!!! our server is the only place where you can eat cake for every meal and still be the healthiest person around!!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and start living your best, most vitamin-filled life!!! 🥕🍎🍰🎮

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CoalTrainCarnage

CoalTrainCarnage, hospital admissions, coal, respiratory issues, coal transportation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have coal trains running through the land, giving you that extra challenge of dodging coal dust while building your epic creations! who needs clean air when you can have the thrill of potentially dying prematurely from all the pollutants? plus, our server is so lit that even the air pollutants are associated with increases in asthma-related episodes and hospital admissions – talk about a wild ride! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the coal train chaos!

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ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

medication benefits, hospitalisations, ADHD treatment, adhd, non-stimulants

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

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CraftyCovidSummer

Summer, community transmission, delta variant, Quarantine, virus spread

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN levels! forget about the summer covid wave, we got hospital admissions to the land of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! build your own hospital and treat all the sick villagers with magical potions and enchanted golden apples! who needs real life when you can escape to our pixelated paradise? join now and let the good times ROLL!

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DinnerCraft Minecraft Server

turn him away, hosting a party, spooky dinner party, adult event, close friend group

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server where only women are allowed! Just like the spooky dinner party described above, we have strict guidelines – no men, no dogs, and definitely no kids allowed!

Join us for late-night gaming sessions where sexy costumes are optional but highly encouraged. Our virtual dance floor is always open for some epic block-breaking moves.

We’ve had to turn away countless creepers trying to sneak into our server, but don’t worry, our moderators are always on high alert.

So if you’re a woman looking for a fun and safe Minecraft community, join us now and let’s build some pixelated memories together! Remember, no boys allowed!

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BrotherlyLoveCraft

accident, Secrets, one time thing, Rum, shadow of a person

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

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BoomerCraft SMP

technologyfree, playingoutside, ChildhoodMemories, handwrittenletters, face-to-facecommunication

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

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CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

shopping, treat yourself, MONEY, CraftyCash, savings

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like bills and groceries? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend that sweet 15,000 USD on virtual diamonds and golden apples! Who needs real-life luxury when you can have a pixelated palace fit for a Minecraft king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items worth more than your entire bank account. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

putin, criticism, Conflict, Minecraft, Server

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

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HouthisRiseCraft

Houthis, arms smuggling, UN report, Conflict, hezbollah

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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