Hose-b] Minecraft Servers

Hose-b] Minecraft Servers

  • Zelensky’s War-Ending Minecraft Server

    Zelensky’s War-Ending Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 8732
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Runes Activated: 7 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 251
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to end all wars by 2025 just like Zelensky says!! we will give you security guarantees like no other server, because we have magical unicorns protecting our realm. they shoot rainbows out of their butts to keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and gold, guarded by a friendly dragon named Steve. join now and be part of the most epic quest to peace and prosperity in minecraft history!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RuleOfBritCraft

    RuleOfBritCraft
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 840
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the british carrier deployment but in minecraft, we gonna assert the rule of law to china but in a fun and silly way. come join us and be part of the epic battle between the british and china, but with blocks and pickaxes instead of real ships and guns. we have crazy events like building giant tea cups to assert our dominance, and you can even ride on a flying pig to show off your power. so come on, join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CalypsoCraft

    CalypsoCraft
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 1083
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Emeralds Found: 1548
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    CalypsoCraft (1.21.4)

    CalypsoCraft is a lightly modded java minecraft server that just (on January 8th 2025) started a new world on version 1.21.4. It is only for official Minecraft accounts (you won’t be able to join with a cracked account).

    Mods

    As a player, you aren’t required to install any of these mods to play on the server! The mods it has are mostly just quality-of-life mods, like Tectonic for terrain generation and performance mods. We also have the Carpet mod, as some members enjoy the technical side of Minecraft and we have certain features of Carpet enabled. I recommend installing Bobby or an alternative, as the servers render distance is set lower, at least until we are still exploring the world and loading new chunks.

    Members/history

    We currently have about 6 active, very friendly players, most of which have been around for at least 2 years. The server has existed for 5 different worlds now (and a couple modded worlds running in parallel to the main server), spanning over almost 3 years as of writing, and will (hopefully) exist for many more. We are a democratic community so if a member would like to see a change or addition, they just bring it up and discuss it with their fellow members.

    Rules

    We have an (almost) zero-tolerance policy when it comes to griefing, stealing or any other sort of malicious activity (pranks are completely acceptable, as long as they are easily reversible).

    To join the server, contact weephix on Discord (add them as a friend and let them know that you would like to join). We would love to meet you!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join with a cracked Minecraft account? No, only official Minecraft accounts are allowed on the server.
    Do I need to install mods to play on the server? No, players are not required to install any mods to play on the server.
    What is the server’s policy on griefing? We have an almost zero-tolerance policy on griefing, stealing, or any malicious activity. Pranks are acceptable as long as they are easily reversible.
    How do I join the server? Contact weephix on Discord and let them know that you would like to join.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Adventure Isles 1.20.4

    Adventure Isles 1.20.4
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 8657
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the new season of Luffy and the crew, except Luffy is all alone with Zero and gets kidnapped by the Sigma people! It’s like a crazy adventure waiting to happen, bro!

    Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being kidnapped by Sigma people and fighting your way to freedom with your own crew of Minecraft buddies. It’s like being in a virtual anime world, but with blocks and creepers instead of pirates and marines.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild journey filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few explosions. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you on this server? Only one way to find out – join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMILBeGone Minecraft Server

    CraftyMILBeGone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 7509
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Potions Brewed: 33
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of controlling in-laws and build your dream world without any interference!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, far away from the grasp of overbearing mothers-in-law. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild, without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

    Embark on epic quests with your friends and explore new worlds, all while avoiding the drama of family obligations. Who needs real-life problems when you can fight off virtual zombies and mine for diamonds?

    So come on over and join us on our server, where you can finally tell your MIL to “stay out the f**k away” from your social life, all while having the time of your life in the world of Minecraft. Let’s build, explore, and conquer – without any interference from pesky relatives!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisCraft: Help Reclaim’d 😂🎮

    SisCraft: Help Reclaim’d 😂🎮
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 2309
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this insane story.

    Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape. We promise not to lock you in the back seat like an animal, unless you’re into that kind of roleplay 😉

    Just like this OP, you’ll encounter unexpected surprises and betrayals that will leave you questioning everything. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with a uhaul full of unnecessary furniture!

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a family reunion gone wrong. You won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

    ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 876
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 299 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Crops Grown: 8742
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Votes: 8950

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you feel like a kid again, but with more explosions and less nap time. Like, imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. And the best part? You can build a house out of rainbow blocks and fill it with llamas wearing top hats. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.

    So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineHaven2021

    MineHaven2021
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 9644
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever ridden a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at a group of creepers? No? Well, you’re missing out on all the fun on our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical Potato of Power hidden somewhere in our world, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a giant carrot.

    So why waste your time doing boring stuff when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NordicBunker Minecraft Server

    NordicBunker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 3893
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “we gonna invade u, norway”? well, norway be like, “nah fam, we gonna build bomb shelters and hide in dem”.

    but, liek, instead of hiding in boring old bomb shelters, u can join dis minecraft server and build ur own bomb shelter! u can make it as fancy or as basic as u want, and u can even add secret passages and traps to keep out any russian invaders.

    plus, if u join dis server, u get to team up with other players to defend norway from the russian threat! u can work together to build defenses, gather resources, and strategize how to keep norway safe.

    so, if u wanna be a hero and help norway prepare for the ‘worst-case scenario’, join dis minecraft server now! who knows, maybe ur bomb shelter will be the key to saving norway from the russians.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OilRaidersGermany

    OilRaidersGermany
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 2628
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, dis minecraft server be so lit dat even countries be gettin’ involved! germany be all like “nah, u ain’t bringin’ dat oil up in here” and they straight up towin’ russian ships and stuff. u wanna be part of dis epicness, join dis server where u can be part of international drama and shenanigans. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next world leader in minecraft or somethin’. come join da fun, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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