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The CreativeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

814, acrg, Anythinggoes, artist, bad artists, bad commissioners, commissioner, CreativeCrafters, exploitative artists, general, Horu, jbunny, Jocelyn Jones, kathielnotfound, Minecraft, OkiOppai, Pixxy, rant, scam artists, screen cap, Skitterleaf, smp, Snoopcrow, Timedwatcher

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of dealing with shady artists and commissioners like Horu, Pixxy, and OkiOppai. We promise no one will scam you here, unless you count that one time Steve tried to trade a diamond for a stick. But that’s beside the point.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who love to rant about bad commissions and share horror stories about getting ripped off. And don’t even get us started on Timedwatcher – that guy is a total creeper in-game. But hey, at least he’s not as bad as Skitterleaf, who once tried to sell a stack of dirt blocks for a stack of diamonds. Talk about a rip-off!

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion and the laughs are as plentiful as diamonds in a mineshaft. Just remember to screen cap everything, because you never know when someone might delete their posts in shame. See you in the world of blocky madness!

Minecraft SMP: /acrg/ Artist/Commissioner Rant Party #786

786, acrg, Anythinggoes, artist, ArtistCommissioner, bad artists, bad commissioners, BEWARE, commissioner, Exploitation, general, Gone Phishing Edition, Horu, j6un9, jbunny, Jocelyn Jones, kathielnotfound, Minecraft, OkiOppai, Party, Pixxy, rant, scam, Skitterleaf, smp, Snoopcrow, Timedwatcher

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server for the ultimate Artist/Commissioner Rant General experience! We’ve got more tea than a high tea party, and more shade than a palm tree.

Vent about those bad artists and commissioners who have wronged you, and share your horror stories with fellow players. Beware of Horu, Pixxy, OkiOppai, and the rest of the shady crew – they’ll scam you faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and plenty of screenshots to roast those who try to delete their posts. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and let the madness begin!

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

alluring names, appealing names, attractive names, baby names, beautiful names, charming names, classic names, CraftyCreeperz, cute names, elegant names, favorite names, handsome names, lovely names, modern names, popular names, pretty names, stylish names, timeless names, traditional names, trendy names, unique names

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4276	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

addiction, Celibacy, edging, GoonCraft, gooning, healthy habits, Infinity, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self improvement, self-control, self-denial, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-mastery, self-restraint, sexual abstinence

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2962	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

agricultural practices, agriculture, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, consumer concerns, Evidence, food consumption, food contamination, Food Industry, Food Safety, Fresh, fresh evidence, FRUITS, health risks, Perils, Pesticide, pesticide levels, pesticide residues, significant risks, study, Testing, toxic chemicals, ToxicTaterFarm, VEGETABLES, washing fruit

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

TartariaMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the name is the griefing trolls!

adventurers, Artifacts, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, Contests, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanted Gear, Events, grief-free, GRIEFED.., Griefing, Inv, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Perks, Ranks, rare items, Resource worlds, Server, smp, Support, sweeter, TartariaMC, Trolls, Voting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragons Tamed:	0

TarTariaMc Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TarTariaMc
Website	https://play.tartariamc.org
Server Address	25591

At Tartaria MC, we believe in creating a community-driven Minecraft experience where players can come together to create, explore, and build without the fear of griefing. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers opportunities for players to earn money through jobs, vote for in-game ranks, keys, and perks, and participate in events and contests to unlock exclusive rewards. Join us at TartariaMC and embark on an adventure like no other!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What type of server is TarTariaMc?	TarTariaMc is a semi-vanilla economy-based server that provides a grief-free environment for players to enjoy.
How can I earn money on the server?	Players can earn money by taking on various jobs, such as mining and farming, to grow their wealth.
Are there in-game ranks and perks available?	Yes, players can unlock in-game ranks and exclusive perks by voting daily and participating in events.
What are custom crates and how can I obtain them?	Custom crates contain rare items, enchanted gear, and mysterious artifacts. Players can unbox them for a chance to win these special rewards.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Players can join the supportive community at TartariaMC, share stories, collaborate on builds, and participate in events together.

If you have any more questions or need support, feel free to contact us via our Forums, Discord, or email at [email protected]. Have a fantastic day!

CraftyDota2Server

ARTISTIC DOTARDS, bug tracker, CraftyDota2Server, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, twitter widget, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where artistic dotards roam free and rule the land.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore that will leave you questioning reality. Dive deep into the world of dotards and uncover the secrets that lie within.

But that’s not all! We have statistics that will blow your mind. Track your progress like never before and become the ultimate dotard master.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our news and streams will keep you entertained for hours on end. Watch as dotards battle it out in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a dotard legend in our Minecraft server like no other!

GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

achievement, APOLOGISE, Apologise to the GOAT, Apologise to the GOAT3, Apology, athlete, Competition, Goat, GOATapologies, Gold medals, greatest of all time, Honoring, iconic, Legendary, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Gold Medals, record holder, Respect, smp, sports, success, Tribute

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

DaughterDigs Minecraft Server

advice, apartment living, college student, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, crowded house, DAUGHTER, DaughterDigs, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, moving out, new baby, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, Support, temporary living arrangements, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	114	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a crowded house full of surprises, just like this guy’s life story.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own virtual family, navigate through unexpected twists and turns, and even deal with the drama of a surprise pregnancy (in-game, of course).

Just like this dad, you’ll have to make tough decisions and face the consequences. But don’t worry, we won’t make you live in a camper in the backyard – unless you want to!

So come on over and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a study buddy like Amy did!

RespectCraft: In-Laws Edition

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Edition, emotional labor, extrovert, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, in-laws, inlaws, Introvert, personal growth, personal space, Respect, RespectCraft, self-care, Self-expression, social expectations, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Alien Abductions:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your pushy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family experience that won’t have you elbowing anyone to sing along or forcing awkward hugs on unsuspecting players.

Our server is filled with fun and laughter, but without the pressure to join in on every activity. Want to sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Go for it! We won’t judge you for giving a high five instead of a hug.

And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into participating in every family event, our server is the perfect escape. No more camping trips with the in-laws, just endless adventures in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience a virtual family that won’t make you feel like the odd one out. Plus, our virtual therapist is always on standby for any emotional support you may need. Join now and say goodbye to awkward family gatherings forever!