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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5888 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.
plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.
so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.
