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Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6011
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Secret Passages Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6950	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	145
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps just waiting for you to join in on the fun. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a monthly hot dog eating contest (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!