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CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	54	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	104

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Votes:	5202	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crops Grown:	8101
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!