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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5442 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.
But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!