horse stuff Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LaptopLurkerCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to experience a world filled with horse-related shenanigans that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From horse races to building stables, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers a unique twist on PvP battles where players can ride into battle on their trusty steeds, adding a whole new level of strategy and chaos to the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to keep an eye out for any open laptops lying around, you never know what secrets they may hold!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	6437	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

2024 Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!

Chickens with Attitude

attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.

Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!

But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!

Crafty Chaos

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mines Excavated:	4280
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky, guarded by a team of flying pigs with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. With. Laser. Eyes.

2. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of giant chickens that can shoot fireballs from their beaks. Who wouldn’t want to ride a fire-breathing chicken into battle?

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, oh no. It’s rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out golden nuggets. Imagine the riches you could amass by collecting unicorn poop!

4. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time someone enters. It’s like a rave, but with explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Redeem the Potato: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!

Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!

On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!

MineCraic – Phase Connect Shenanigans

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build with Lia, the Queen of Redstone, mine with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Miner, and craft with Hakushika Iori, the Enchanting Enigma!

But wait, there’s more! Survive with Fujikura Uruka, the Firestarter, explore with Shisui Michiru, the Mystic, and conquer with Tenma Maemi, the Diamond Warrior!

And that’s not all! Join Pipkin Pippa, the Pixel Princess, dig with Kaneko Lumi, the Lava Lover, and fight with Dizzy Dokuro, the Bone Breaker!

But wait, there’s even more! Adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi, the Galactic Gamer, craft with Ember Amane, the Blaze Boss, and build with Remilia Nephys, the Nether Queen!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! And remember, keep mining and crafting! 🤣🔥🎮

Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo

blocky, Boogaloo, daedalus hammer, damage buff, double-shot, DPS monster, dual blades, EASY, first zone, flat damage, full, Hades, Hecate, mana meter, Omega attacks, Poseidon, runs, Specials, starting staff, tech demo, useless

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	4079
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6369	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	381	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!

Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?

Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!