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Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

Bender, Character customization, Character development, Characters, Craft, Experience, game design, Gaming, gaming culture, gender, gender change, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Genders, hilarious, Immersion, Inclusivity, LGBT representation, Mods, narrative choices, player agency, social commentary, societal expectations, Swap, Switch, Transgender, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

base, BootyCraft, BUILD, butt sex, Butts, controversial beliefs, controversial opinions, Cool, cultural influences, divisive topics, infanticide, lesbians, lgbtq rights, Moral values, Players, political ideologies, political views, public opinion, reproductive rights, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Social Issues, societal norms, Stuff, United States voters, view, voting behavior, world, world view

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Items Found:	8320
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	563531
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crops Grown:	6226
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Towns Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

Adventure, aesthetic procedures, appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand, cultural attitudes, facelift, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Join, male plastic surgery, Masculinity, NIP, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, pixelated, self esteem, self-care, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal pressures, steve, tuck

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2062	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!