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Horse Riding

  • CRUMPETonline Fun Zone!

    CRUMPETonline Fun Zone!

    CRUMPETonline

    Server IP: play.crumpet.online
    Discord: Join Us!

    CRUMPETonline is set to launch in September 2025. The goal is to build a strong player base and a fun community. Join in and make some pals!

    As a dad, the server owner knows game time is rare. So, this server is made to help players start fast. You get lots of basic items and a horse to roam around.

    Key Features:

    • Crates & Daily Rewards: Earn keys while you play!
    • Server Shop: Buy and sell stuff at spawn.
    • MCMMO Skills: Level up your game!
    • Land Claims: Keep your builds safe from griefers. Invite friends to join your area.

    Join the fun and don’t miss out on updates!

    play.crumpet.online

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  • ChunkyRiderz

    ChunkyRiderz
    Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

    Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.

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  • Horse Trailer Adventures

    Horse Trailer Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have horses that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. forget about riding horses for thousands of years, now you can ride a horse that can teleport you to different dimensions. our horse trailers are equipped with rocket boosters and can travel through time and space. join us and experience the most insane horse adventures you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • WeightCheckMC Server

    WeightCheckMC Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my mother-in-law weighing my kids before they ride ponies? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Reasons to join:
    1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks!
    2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
    3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft.
    4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

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