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Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	New Chunks Explored:	702206
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

Anime Fathers Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, absent fathers, Anime, anime dads, anime industry, anime stereotypes, anime tropes, character design, Character development, cropped treatment, cultural influences, emotional impact, family dynamics, Father & Son Relationships, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, narrative choices, parenting, Quest, shadow treatment, storytelling

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	74	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4048	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing – we got anime dads with shadows and crops for days! Like, who needs a full dad model when you can have a mysterious silhouette instead? It’s like a guessing game every time you see a dad in the game. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be questioning reality like a 4chan anon on a shizo spree. So come join us and embrace the madness, because normal is boring, amirite?

NoFreeDinner4U

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, birthday guilt, birthday invitation, Birthday Party, dinner bill, friendship, group dinner, guilt trip, high school friends, Invitation, NoFreeDinner4U, paying for friends, refusing to pay, small gathering, social etiquette, solid friendship, standing my ground, treating friends

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Emeralds Found:	4082
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	9077	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any Anna’s trying to guilt trip you into paying for their dinner! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers looking to escape the drama of real life and just have a good time building, exploring, and surviving.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about petty friendships and awkward bill-splitting situations. Our community is filled with friendly players who will have your back, no matter what crazy antics come your way.

So why join our server? Well, because we guarantee you won’t have to deal with any Anna’s trying to mooch off your hard-earned diamonds or guilt trip you into building them a castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – if that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. See you in the game, and remember – no Anna’s allowed!

ConfessCraft SMP

Authenticity, communication skills, ConfessCraft, confessing feelings, courage, emotional courage, Emotional healing, emotional intelligence, facing fears, Facing rejection, Honesty, inner strength, love, overcoming fear, personal growth, relationship advice, Self Discovery, Self-expression, smp, strength, Vulnerability, vulnerability in relationships

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So like, there’s this one dude who built a giant heart out of diamond blocks to confess his love to another player on the server. And get this, he did it while riding a pig dressed as Cupid, like what even is that?! It was so romantic and hilarious at the same time.

But wait, there’s more! Another player on the server wanted to confess their feelings to their crush, but they were too shy. So they built a roller coaster that spelled out “I love you” in redstone torches and took their crush on a wild ride through it. It was like a love story straight out of a cheesy rom-com, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you wanna find the strength to confess your feelings to someone or just wanna have a good time with some crazy shenanigans, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

PixelatedPillage

consequences, crime, desire, dream, Escape, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, hidden, hypothetical, illegal, Justice, law, morality, PixelatedPillage, punishment, secret, temptation, Thrill, wish

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mines Excavated:	4582	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime you can commit is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can commit ANY crime and get away with it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama smuggling ring? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Join us now and experience the thrill of living life on the edge in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your criminal instincts run wild and join us today! Just don’t blame us if the Minecraft police come knocking on your virtual door.

NukeStorageCraft or SvenCraftNukeVault

energy storage, Environmental Protection, long term storage, nuclear disposal, nuclear energy, nuclear fuel, nuclear industry, nuclear power, nuclear safety, nuclear technology, nuclear waste, NukeStorageCraft, radioactive materials, radioactive waste, renewable energy, spent fuel, storage site, sustainable energy, SvenCraftNukeVault, Sweden, Sweden news, waste management

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Votes:	793	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SWEDEN IS JEALOUS? WELL, U BETTER HOP ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN, CUZ WE GOT NUCLEAR FUEL STORAGE SITES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR 100,000 YEARS! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE SWEDISH ARE LIKE, “WOW, THAT’S SOME NEXT LEVEL STUFF!” JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE U’LL STUMBLE UPON A SECRET NUCLEAR VAULT FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! HURRY, BEFORE THE CREEPERS GET TO IT FIRST!

CreeperMed School: No “Disability” Here!

Awareness, CreeperMed, curricula, Disabilities, disability, Diversity, education, Healthcare, inclusion, Individual, medical curriculum, medical education, medical professionals, medical school, medical students, medical training, neglect, participants, Problem, School, study, survey

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dimension Hops:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We ain’t neglectin’ no disabilities up in here, we celebratin’ ’em! We got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ backflips, and creepers break dancin’ like it’s nobody’s business. Come join us and be part of da most inclusive community in da Minecraft universe. Plus, our mods are so lit, they can cure any illness just by lookin’ at ya. So what you waitin’ for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

ToastSMP

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Customization, Economy, Exploration, Fight, Hardcore, mmorpg, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

ToastSMP is a chaotic Minecraft server with anarchy gameplay, PvP, survival, and a player-driven economy. Fight, trade, and survive in this vanilla-inspired world. Join on any Minecraft version! IP: toastsmp.com

toastsmp.com

TEACHER MC

Adventures, Community, free to play, Friendly, Guru MC, Immersive, India, Indian, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, TEACHER MC, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	157414

Guru MC is a free-to-play Indian Minecraft Survival Vanilla SMP server, hosted in India. Join us for an authentic survival experience, vibrant community, and endless adventures. Perfect for players seeking a friendly and immersive SMP server in India!

gurumc.in

Sess Thread S2R Group 1.21.4

05a72a53adf01c2bdba31fe0c, 1.21.4, 6c50b7762d17b5ffee41ab078, ead3c37348013922, group, s2r, Sess, Starting, Thread

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn on steroids, flying through a rainbow made of Skittles. It’s like if Willy Wonka and Steve from Minecraft had a baby and that baby was the ultimate gaming experience.

I’m talking about a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by Notch himself. You’ll be mining for days, building epic castles, and battling mobs like a boss. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will have you screaming “LEEEEROOOOY JENKINS!”

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner Minecraft warrior unleash! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy up in here.

HelpfulHater Minecraft Server

accessibility, advocacy, annoyance, Cane, compassion, disabled, empowerment, forgiveness, Frustrated, Frustration, Gesture, healing, Help, HelpfulHater, INDEPENDENCE, intervention, Kindness, Minecraft, right side weakness, self-sufficiency, Server, strokes, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	3572
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	364	Buildings Constructed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly be independent and not have random strangers trying to “help” you when you don’t need it? Look no further! Join our server and experience the freedom to do things on your own, just like our disabled player who had to deal with an overly helpful lady at a restaurant.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone holding open doors for you when you’re perfectly capable of doing it yourself. No more awkward encounters with well-meaning but intrusive individuals. Join us and enjoy the true sense of accomplishment that comes from navigating the world of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

So come on over and join our server, where you can play at your own pace and not have to worry about anyone forgiving you for not needing their help. It’s a wild world out there, but on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (and your own receipt signing).