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Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	7944
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1375	Emeralds Found:	1888
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Animals Bred:	120	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	433775
Runes Activated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

nightmare mc

Asia, Asia server, China, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, Europe, europe server, exp, friendly community, Friends, Hidden Features, India, language support, less rules, MONEY, multiplayer, no world reset, plugin support, PvP, Ranking, Roleplay, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

nightmaremc.net

The Confluent SMP

Calm, Community, Confluent SMP, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Players, PvE, Safe, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

144.217.199.3:25602

Mooming Minecraft Server

confusion, deciphering, Decoding, definition, Enigmatic, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, Minecraft, Mooming, Mysterious, perplexing, puzzling, Server, Slang, Uncertain, Unclear, Understanding, Words

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!