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Four Long Toe Horse Land

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing makeup is not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that your in-game persona deserves to look fabulous at all times, so why not add a little glam to your blocks?

Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!

Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!

So grab your foundation and glitter eyeshadow, and join us for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knew looking good could be the key to victory in the world of blocks and pixels?

LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Emeralds Found:	7008	Enchantments Applied:	159
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	584	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?

Our server is so immersive that you’ll swear you’re the one mining those diamonds and slaying those creepers. Plus, our players are so skilled and entertaining that you won’t even miss playing yourself. Trust us, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players navigate through the world, build incredible structures, and survive the toughest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

So why waste your time actually playing Minecraft when you can join our server and watch the action unfold before your very eyes? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more pickaxes and exploding TNT. Join now for the best spectator experience of your life!

CraftyClocks

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

SisCraft: Chat & Play

American psycho, Bond, Character, Chat, Communication, comparison, Connection, Conversation, family, growth, Identity, Movie, patrick bateman, phone call, Play, recognition, Reflection, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sharing, SisCraft, sister

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	116
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6669	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

Anime, Character development, comedy, comedy of errors, creative process, Daily Life, eccentric characters, goals, harem, Hidden Secrets, imouto, Imouto sae Ireba ii, light novel, otaku culture, peculiarities, perfectionism, personal growth, romance, sibling love, sibling relationships, SisConCraft, slice of life, storytelling

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Items Found:	3496
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8106

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

acceptance, belonging, Chaos, citizenship rights, coping, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, GlitchCraft, Identity, immigration, integration, Japanese citizenship, MinecraftMadness, Multiculturalism, Nationality, racism, saars, Sarrs, SEAniggers, SEAninjas, Side, Social Issues, Stereotypes, student ID card, Thrive, tolerance, Trolls

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimension Hops:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Star Shards Collected:	259	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!