horse health Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HorseLegsShot-OP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.

we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.

so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!

HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, animal care, animal grooming, animal hygiene, awkward situations, equine care, friendship boundaries, Grooming, horse anatomy, horse behavior, horse care, horse grooming, horse health, horse ownership, HorsePenisCleaner, male horse, Minecraft, pet care, pet hygiene, Server, sheath cleaning, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1356	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4536
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and interesting players around! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your male horse in a whole new way? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horse lovers who want to show their equine friends some extra special attention. Who knew that giving your horse a sheath massage could lead to such hilarious misunderstandings with friends? Join now and see what other wacky situations you can get into!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a giant statue of your horse, create a replica of the stables where the infamous sheath massage incident took place, or let your imagination run wild with whatever crazy creations you can come up with. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Queenless Russians Minecraft Server – Where chaos reigns and the queen is MIA!

Chaos, Crisis, detrannified, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, intervention, leadership, MIA, Minecraft, Monarchy, monarchy restoration, Négotiation, political turmoil, Politics, power struggle, Queen, Queenless, REIGNS, restoration, retrannify, Royalty, russians, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of your queen being detrannified by those pesky Russians? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to retrannify your queen and get her back on the throne where she belongs. Build giant monuments in her honor, battle Russian spies in epic PvP battles, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving llamas and diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and save your queen from the clutches of those dastardly Russians!

Crafty Nukes – Minecraft Fallout Frenzy

Crafty, death, Fallout, fallout1, fallout2, fallout3, fallout76, Frenzy, Minecraft, modding, modlist, NCR, newvegas, nukes, opasta, prewar, Repository, Resources, Thread

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7113
Dragon Eggs Found:	1980	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is TOTAL NCR DEATH edition! Join us for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft where you’ll encounter mutated creatures, radioactive zones, and maybe even a few Deathclaws.

But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Build your own Vault, explore abandoned buildings, and fight off raiders in this post-apocalyptic world.

Join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world gone mad. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden bunker filled with treasure or encounter a friendly Super Mutant looking for a buddy to play Minecraft with. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Crafty Asians: Where femininity meets blocky adventures!

Adventures, asian, asian men, Asians, blocky, Crafty, cultural expectations, DATING, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, Femininity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, inclusion, intersectionality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, meets, prejudice, relationships, Settling, social norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fabulous than a K-pop concert? Look no further, because our server is so full of Asian guys, you’ll forget you’re not dating a woman! These guys are so feminine, you’ll be questioning your own gender identity. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and masculinity.

Blocky Boobies & Creepers: Where’s the BBC Thread?

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	398023	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Animals Bred:	172	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (they’ve got some killer moves).

We have unicorns roaming the land, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs the BBC when you’ve got us to entertain you with our wacky antics?

Crafty Nations – Where Creepers Speak All Languages!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to /int/ – the most international Minecraft server in the universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of alien pandas crash-landed on our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The only way to join in on the fun? You guessed it – joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their beaks. Want to learn their ways? Join us now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of flying llamas armed with diamond swords and laser eyes. So if you want to test your skills against these majestic creatures, come on over to /int/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Dura-bility Busters: Aonuma’s Throwback Server

Aonuma, Aonumas, Argument, armor, Busters, button inputs, challenge, Combat, developers, Development, Durability, enemies, Fun, History, Server, strategy, the legend of zelda: breath of the wild, Throwback, titles, weapon durability, weapons, Zelda

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your combat skills like never before? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: you’re in the heat of battle, swinging your sword with precision and skill, when suddenly… it breaks! That’s right, our server features weapons that break after a certain number of uses, adding a whole new level of strategy to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to think about when to use your weapons, but you also have to consider which enemies to use them on. It’s like a chess match, but with swords and creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced combat like this before.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the challenges that await you. Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior in the world of Minecraft. Join now and prepare for the ultimate adventure!

Blocky Hero Adventures: He Saved Europe Edition

Adventures, Allied forces, blocky, Bravery, British Prime Minister, courage, determination, Edition, Europe, european history, he saved europe, Hero, historical figure, iconic leader, inspiration, leader, Legacy, Liberation, resilience, SAVED, triumph, Victory, war hero, Winston Churchill, world war II

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who single-handedly saved Europe from a horde of zombie pigmen! Yes, you heard that right – our hero fought off the undead with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Join our server and you too can be a part of epic battles and heroic quests that will go down in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next savior of a continent! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in your own right!

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines and Enderman Emojis Are the Norm

app, banter, big nose, blocky, chinese girls, Communication, creeper, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, curly hair, DATING, EMOJIS, Enderman, ethnicity, flirtation, International, Jewish, language exchange, language learning, lines, Messaging, misconceptions, Multiculturalism, norm, online dating, pickup, relationships, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret language learning app where you can message Chinese girls who all want to date you because of your curly hair and big nose (Jewish)! Join now for a chance to find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and adventurous?

YugiohCraft: Where Creepers Duel with Blue Eyes White Dragons

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you duel-loving, card-slinging, monster-summoning players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is a potential duel arena and every creeper is just waiting to challenge you to a card game showdown.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to whip out a Blue-Eyes White Dragon and challenge players to a duel for the ultimate prize of… well, we’re not quite sure what the prize is, but it’s gotta be good, right?

So come on down and experience the thrill of battling it out with your favorite Yugioh cards in a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even summon Exodia and become the ultimate duelist of the server!

Crafty McCraftface: The 916884653th Server by Definitely Not Anonymous

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to boogie down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that only the bravest players can wield. Rumor has it that whoever holds the sword gains the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to face off against a horde of evil bunnies who have a taste for revenge and a knack for setting traps. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!