Horse Care MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server

Server, financial responsibility, personal boundaries, Venmo, Medications

Are you tired of being a private chauffeur for your significant other? Do you feel like your car is constantly running on fumes because of all the driving you have to do? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.

So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!

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HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server

awkward situations, sheath cleaning, animal anatomy, male horse, uncomfortable situations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and interesting players around! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your male horse in a whole new way? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horse lovers who want to show their equine friends some extra special attention. Who knew that giving your horse a sheath massage could lead to such hilarious misunderstandings with friends? Join now and see what other wacky situations you can get into!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a giant statue of your horse, create a replica of the stables where the infamous sheath massage incident took place, or let your imagination run wild with whatever crazy creations you can come up with. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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Minecraft Mane Madness

equestrian lifestyle, horse breeds, Horsebros, horseback riding, equestrian sports

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

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Cakewalk: The Great Cake Battle of 1.19.2 with Clockwork and Minecolonies, Freshly Baked!

Vehicle, develop, Players, balance, fair chance

Server Overview

Description	Hello! We are looking for any players who wants to establish their own colony and explore the world. We have a large range of magic and technology mods, so you can play however you’d prefer, We even have clockwork, which would allow you to build any custom moving vehicle or structure.
Features	Join or create your own colonies, develop your society, go up against other colonies, custom recipes for items, a variety of mods to choose from.
Main Mod List	View Mod List

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/VP3Vkt9krY
Can I create my own colony?	Yes, you can join or create your own colonies in-game.
Are there grace periods for new colonies?	Yes, grace periods apply so everyone has a fair chance.
Is feedback welcome?	Yes, we are happy to hear any feedback to improve the server.

Chad’s BFF Minecraft Server

Jealousy, BFF, Chads, Boundaries, taboo

Are you tired of being an ugly virgin in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a handsome, suave player who sweeps all the ladies off their blocky feet? You got it! Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies, no matter how unrealistic they may be. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels of the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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CraftyAnonymous Minecraft Server

Dark, detective, suspects, plot twist, murder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. They will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, which will grant you unlimited power and make you the envy of all your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks who will challenge you to epic building competitions. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

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MomInLawMadness Minecraft Server

anger management, self esteem, MomInLawMadness, family gatherings, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Tired of dealing with mother-in-laws who just won’t quit? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only meddling comes from creepers blowing up your house!

Join us and let off some steam by building your dream home, far away from judgmental in-laws and angry phone calls. Who needs family drama when you can have fun exploring new lands and battling mobs instead?

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is your way to the top of the leaderboard!

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HangryCraft

responsibilities, Dinner, compromise, sharing, family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you hungry like OP’s wife! Join us for some epic adventures and never-ending fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We have a special “Biscuits and Gravy” mini-game where you can hunt down ingredients in the virtual world to make your own delicious meal! – Our server is filled with cooking shows playing 24/7, so you’ll never have to miss out on your favorite food inspiration. – We offer swim classes in-game, so you can practice your strokes while exploring underwater caves and hidden treasures. – Our community is full of players who love to share responsibilities, just like OP and his wife (minus the drama)!

So come join us and never go to bed hungry again! Who needs real-life nachos when you can have virtual biscuits and gravy on our server? 😉

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Creeper Beats Minecraft Server

favorite song lyrics, favorite song, Server, favorite song lyric debate, favorite song lyric question

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night on boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of singing creepers who serenade you with your favorite song lyrics while you build and explore. Imagine building a castle while a creeper belts out “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony – it’s a truly magical experience. So come join us and let your creativity flow to the sweet sounds of explosive musical talent!

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WishCraft FunLand

celebration, birthday ritual, birthday magic, CANDLES, special moment

Join our Minecraft server and your secret birthday wish will come true! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a sword made of cheese? Easy peasy. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks). So come join us and make all your wildest birthday wishes come true!

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