New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Horse Bite Minecraft Server

    Horse Bite Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 9410
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 289 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!

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  • HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server

    HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 5094
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and interesting players around! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Looking for a server where you can bond with your male horse in a whole new way? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horse lovers who want to show their equine friends some extra special attention. Who knew that giving your horse a sheath massage could lead to such hilarious misunderstandings with friends? Join now and see what other wacky situations you can get into!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a giant statue of your horse, create a replica of the stables where the infamous sheath massage incident took place, or let your imagination run wild with whatever crazy creations you can come up with. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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  • 🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 5952
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Magic Items Found: 5371
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server has 3 unique modes:

    ⭐POLITICAL is a unique mode in which you can found YOUR city and recruit people there!

    ✅ City upgrades are very diverse. The city’s buildings are divided into 6 branches: Civil, Economic, Military, Technological, State and Production. Each branch has a wide variety of buildings (they need to be built and improved using resources and game coins), which will give your city and your residents different bonuses and advantages.

    ✅In addition to upgrading buildings, the city needs to upgrade Centuries of Development in order to gain access to new crafts and technologies. So, for example, in the last “Atomic” century, residents of your city will have access to crafting firearms!

    ✅Also, every city needs to choose its own religion and form of government. They are all different and give different bonuses. Be careful – some religions and forms of government cannot be changed!

    I would like to note that there is quite a lot of PVP content on the server:

    ⚔In automatic mode, tournaments are held every day for city residents. There are 2 types:

    PVP tournaments (There are 3 types: daily, weekly and mystical). To participate, the Mayor of your city must submit an application for participation at the start of the tournament in the chat, after which city residents will be able to sign up for it). What is this tournament? Residents of eight cities will fight against each other in the same arena. Each resident will have two lives; if you die, you will immediately appear in the same arena and will be able to continue fighting until you run out of lives. City residents who kill everyone else will receive various rewards.

    SPLEEF tournaments – well, everything is simple here, city residents will play a game that is familiar to everyone. And again, the city residents who are the last to remain will receive various rewards.

    ⚔There is a PVP location “Outpost”, in which various chests with resources constantly spawn at a certain time, BOSSES spawn (for killing them you get their hearts. Whoever collects the most hearts in a month will receive good bonuses).

    ⚔There are duels – by writing the command /pvp, you will queue up for a duel. When someone else writes this command, you will be teleported to a random place in the world. IMPORTANT, you will not be able to write this command if you are not wearing diamond or netherite armor.

    ⚔And of course, city wars and raids on them.

    ❤️ Friends – believe me, this is only a SMALL part of everything that is in this mode. Come in to view all the delights of our server!

    ⭐GTA RolePlay – This is a game in real life. Here you can get sick if you walk in the rain without an umbrella, break your leg if you fall from a great height, or get poisoned if you eat something expired. You will need to earn a living, buy a phone, an apartment, a car, clothes, get an education and then join one of 6 factions: Army, Police, City Hall, Media, Hospital, Mafia. In each faction, you will need to complete various tasks to improve your position and increase your salary. Everything is built on the interaction of players through RolePlay (if you don’t know what this is, don’t worry, faction leaders and their assistants will definitely teach you!). Also, all the stores on the server are businesses that you can buy and receive income from sales!

    Be careful – PvP is enabled throughout the city (available from level 3), but this does not mean that you can just kill civilians!

    Everyone often asks: where to start playing?

    – It’s very simple, start with quests! After completing them, you will get acquainted with the server, learn the things you need and be able to comfortably continue playing on the server!

    ✨Vanilla survival is a unique mode where you can earn DONAT currency yourself – DINAR!

    For dinars you can buy various items, improvements, protection from pvp, cosmetics, runes, change the color of your nickname, buy DONAT cases and even pay extra for your DONAT.

    Well, briefly about the most important thing:

    ✅ No griefing, your building will not be broken

    ✅ No creativity – no donation trash

    ✅ Duels 1vs1 and clan wars 2vs2,3vs3,4vs4,8vs8 and 10vs10

    ✅ Magic runes that give bonuses to characteristics

    ✅ Battle pass with unique tasks and rewards!

    ✅ System of punishments for leaving PvP; whoever leaves the game dies!

    ✅ A large number of works

    ✅ Unique warp system for players!

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  • Blocky Fun Land – Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Land – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 9946
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 241 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Zombie Dances: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Buildings Constructed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, talking chickens, and flying llamas. They were greeted by a group of friendly zombies who offered to show them around. As they explored, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes. Because why not?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of rainbow sheep who hold epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!

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  • DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

    DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 9980
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1214 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

    But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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  • PajamaPoliceCraft

    PajamaPoliceCraft
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 908
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8116 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone dresses the same and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can wear Cookie Monster pajamas and oversized hoodies with pride! We don’t care if you look like you just rolled out of bed, in fact, we encourage it!

    Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!

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  • SubmarineSass Minecraft Server

    SubmarineSass Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 1486
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have submarines filled with women who are tired of being bullied and abused by their male colleagues! we offer a safe haven for these brave women to escape to and build amazing underwater bases together. dive deep into the ocean and explore hidden treasures while fighting off evil sea monsters with your new girl squad. show those bullies who’s boss in our underwater utopia! join now for a truly unique and empowering gaming experience!

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  • CraftyCancerDetective

    CraftyCancerDetective
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9627
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray new server?? it’s like, so lit cuz it’s run by the government and they’re funding this insane £120 blood test that can like, detect 12 cancers!! like, how cool is that?? u can literally play Minecraft and save lives at the same time, like whaaat?? join now and be a part of the most epic server ever, where u can mine diamonds and fight off zombies while also contributing to groundbreaking medical research!!! #bestserverever #minecraftandcancerresearch #govtapprovedfun 🤣🤣🤣

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  • BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

    BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3095
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most defective and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can battle it out with other players in a game of “BauDol” – a high stakes competition where the winner gets to rule over the server for a day!

    But that’s not all! We also have 3D debuts of our players, where they showcase their talents in the most mind-blowing way possible. You won’t believe your eyes when you see what they can do!

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive merchandise, featuring designs inspired by the abyss and beyond. Get your hands on some Fuwawa or Mococo gear and show off your allegiance to our server in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where it takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP

    The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 9387
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

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  • Broke Fam Minecraft Server

    Broke Fam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 7497
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Votes: 3474
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5985 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a way to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world full of adventure, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

    Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.

    Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!

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  • CraftyCopsNTrouble

    CraftyCopsNTrouble
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9540
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sharper than our diamond swords are the knives our players bring to arguments! Join us for a thrilling experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time one player’s spouse brought a knife to their in-game dispute. Will they survive the night? Will they trust each other again? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.

    And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!

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