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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5045 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Farms Harvested: | 656 |
Animals Bred: | 164 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 2317 |
come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.
you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).