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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4060 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 780 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!