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MovieTraumaSMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing ever! So, like, one time I was watching this movie when I was a kid and it totally traumatized me, like for real. But then I joined this server and it was so lit that I forgot all about that stupid movie. Plus, the admins are like unicorns that grant wishes and the players are all secretly superheroes in disguise. You won’t believe the crazy adventures we go on, like fighting off zombie hordes with diamond swords and riding pigs into battle. It’s like a never-ending party with explosions and rainbows everywhere. So come join us and leave your childhood traumas behind, because on this server, anything is possible! -
Movie TraumaCraft
Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them! -
ScaryMovieKidMC SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal -
Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.
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“Why is this John Carpenter movie never mentioned?” Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a John Carpenter movie – full of twists, turns, and unexpected scares!Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of running from a horde of creepers while being chased by a giant zombie pigman riding a chicken. Or how about trying to survive a night in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises around every corner?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create your own mutant mobs to unleash on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether in the middle of our town square – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot we found!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (and your blocky feet)!
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WeekendSurvival
join our minecraft server if you want to survive the night during the weekend like in those horror movies but without the scary stuff because we have unicorns and rainbows instead.we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies dance the thriller dance and the creepers do the macarena.
if you join us, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and explore the mystical land of cheeseburgers and ice cream mountains.
we have a special event where you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance off and if you win, you get a crown made of diamonds and emeralds.
come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you laugh until you cry and then cry until you laugh again.
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MidnightCarMinecraftMadness
Are you tired of watching horror movies alone in your car in the dark garage? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror adventure with your friends!Picture this: instead of being alone in your car, you and your buddies can explore haunted mansions, creepy caves, and spooky forests together. Build your own fortress to protect yourselves from the undead and other terrifying creatures that lurk in the shadows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special mods that will make your heart race and your palms sweat. From jump scares to sudden ambushes, you never know what’s waiting for you around the corner.
So why wait until midnight to get your horror fix? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of survival in a world where every block could be your last. Who needs Evil Dead 2 when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?
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CreepyCraft: Where John Carpenter Loves Suspiria and Creepers Run Amok
Are you ready to experience the spookiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us at Minewind where the creepiness never ends!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our virtual world, there lies a haunted mansion where ghosts roam free and zombies throw the wildest dance parties. If you’re brave enough to explore its dark corridors, you might just uncover hidden treasures and mysterious secrets.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where unicorns prance around and rainbows shoot out of every block. Who wouldn’t want to frolic in such a whimsical wonderland?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us at Minewind. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this fantastical realm!