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CaveCraft: Ozone Overload in Carlsbad

air quality, carlsbad, Carlsbad Caverns, Cavecraft, drilling, Emissions, environmental impact, Environmental Protection Agency, environmental regulation, Fossil Fuels, health standard, national park, new mexico, oil and gas, OVERLOAD, Ozone, ozone concentrations, ozone pollution, parts per billion, Permian Basin, pollution control, pollution monitoring, public health, Summer

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Star Shards Collected:	169	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Farms Harvested:	964	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	610516	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the only drilling you’ll be doing is for diamonds, not ozone pollution! our server is so lit, even the EPA would approve. we have eight-hour ozone concentrations that exceed the health standard of 70 parts per billion, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of epic gaming! come to our server in carlsbad caverns, where you can mine for diamonds and battle mobs in a world filled with outrageous adventures. who needs clean air when you have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and let’s drill for diamonds, not ozone!

HunterCraft Minecraft Server

26 years, action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, chapter, die before finished, FANTASY, Hiatus, hunter x hunter 2011, huntercraft, long wait, long-running series, Manga, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, rewatching, Server, SHONEN, Story, togashi, Two Years

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to finish Hunter x Hunter? Join our Minecraft server and take matters into your own hands! With our custom quests and storylines, you can create your own epic adventure and finish it in a fraction of the time it takes Togashi. Plus, rumor has it that Togashi himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get a sneak peek at the ending before anyone else! Join now and show Togashi how it’s done!

PaganParty Minecraft Server

Adam Green, Bigotry, christcucks, Christian nationalist, conservatard, Crush, dark ages, destroyed Europe, Drugs, Ethnic Minorities, false gods, forebears, Gods, hate, hateful, Heill Óðinn., heritage, Hindu garb, hindus, immigration, intolerance, Jews, LARPers, Minecraft, muslims, PaganParty, Pagans, pastor Joel Webbon, racist, religious minorities, roman empire, Server, sexual freedom, sexual minorities, sexual minority groups, Slava Perun, Slava Ukraini, trannies, un-american, Vile, witches

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.

On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!

Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.

So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!

WeddingCrasherCraft

aita, bachelor party, bachelorette party, behind the scenes, BIL wedding, Bridesmaid, car loan, ceremony, eloped, Etiquette, family, Friends, high paying job, Kids, living expenses, perturbed, pre wedding festivities, reception, ring bearers, student loans, wedding showers, WeddingCrasherCraft, Wife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, imagine this: you’ve been in the Minecraft family for 23 years, known everyone, hung out, and been friends with your BIL since he was just a wee little block. Your wife gets asked to be a bridesmaid and your kids are asked to be ring bearers. But guess what? You’re not asked to be a part of anything! No worries though, because you’re asked to ensure that everything behind the scenes goes smoothly. You’re basically the backstage manager of this Minecraft wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You’re placed in the back of the venue for the reception, away from your kids and wife who are at a fancy wedding party table. And to top it all off, you’re not invited to any of the pre-wedding festivities – not even the bachelor party! But hey, you’re expected to fork out over $2,300 (USD) for the bachelorette party. And your wife only has $400 left over each month after all her expenses!

Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll experience on our Minecraft server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

WildAttention Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, attention-grabbing tactics, attention-seeking adventures, attention-seeking antics, attention-seeking escapades, attention-seeking feats, attention-seeking shenanigans, attention-seeking strategies, attention-seeking stunts, bold, crazy, Daring, EXTREME, Minecraft, Outrageous, Server, Wild, WildAttention

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragons Tamed:	2

Have you ever tried building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just to impress someone? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a casual Tuesday activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Need more reasons to join? How about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the streets of our virtual city?

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and join a server that’s as bonkers as you are, then come on over and join us. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

TrustyCraft: InstinctsIgnored

Decision making, follow your intuition., gut feeling, inner guidance, inner knowing, inner voice, InstinctsIgnored, instinctual decision making, instinctual knowledge, instinctual response, instinctual understanding, instinctual wisdom, intuition, intuition is key, intuition is powerful, intuition over logic, listen to yourself, SELF AWARENESS, trust your instincts, trusting your gut, trusting yourself, TrustyCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a potion of insanity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, your instincts will thank you for choosing this wild ride of a server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in server history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

bananacraft, Chronicles, cocaine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Animals Bred:	112
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

MuskoviteCraft

billionaire, CEO, electric cars, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, fanbase, Fans, innovation, innovation enthusiasts, mars colonization, MuskoviteCraft, Muskovites, renewable energy, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tesla Motors, Visionary

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Emeralds Found:	9529

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

MeltedPolarAxisCraft

climate change, climate crisis, climate dynamics, climate science, climate study, Earth, Earth rotation, Earth’s Rotation, environmental impact, global warming, ice caps, internal dynamics, longer days, MeltedPolarAxisCraft, melting ice, planet, polar ice melting, scientific research, Shifting, spin axis, study

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9681

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the polar ice caps are melting and making Earth heavier so the days are longer, like what even is that?! It’s like the server is spinning out of control with all the fun and craziness happening, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and epic builds. Join now before the Earth’s spin axis totally shifts and we all end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🌍🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheInsanity

FemCraft Minecraft Server

child development, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FemCraft, Feminization, gender acceptance, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Transgender

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2879	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing being feminized is the landscape! No need to worry about your son turning into a daughter here, unless you count the beautiful flowers blooming everywhere. Explore our server and build your own gender-neutral castle, where you can live out your wildest fantasies without any unwanted makeovers. So why wait? Join now and leave the gender drama behind!