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Crafting & Crying: Where Steve is a Player and Creepers are the Real MVP

Anons, bullshit, Chad, Crafting, CREEPERS, crying, Dudes, female mc, fucks, full of bullshit, Fun, Girls, have a place to live, have sex, horrible past, just for fun, just for it, lot of girls, Male mc, mvp, place to live, player, real, sex, slut, steve

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6320	Dimension Hops:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we have male players who are total Chads and they’re out here getting it on with all the ladies just for fun! And don’t worry, our female players have their own wild stories too – like one girl who has sex with dudes just so she can eat and have a place to live because of her tragic past. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft! So come join us for a crazy, drama-filled experience unlike any other. Who needs boring old building when you can have scandalous stories and outrageous adventures on our server? Join now and prepare to be entertained!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

aging, arterial transit time, blood circulation, BLOX, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health assessments, brain health factors, brain health implications., brain health measurements, brain health outcomes, brain health research, brain health studies, Brainy, cerebral blood flow, cerebrovascular health, cognitive decline, healthy older adults, neuroimaging, neurovascular coupling, Senior, Shuffle, vascular health

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

Creative, Join, lives, mature player community epic servers custom items quests shops money builders plot boss fights armor weapons terrain enchants cool people skinwalkers Java Bedrock version links, Network, Other, SKY, steal, Surviving, Today, torrent

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Analysis, banter, blocky, confusion, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, perplexing, puzzled, puzzled cat, puzzled dog, puzzled emoji, puzzled expression, puzzled face, puzzled gif, puzzled look, puzzled man, puzzled meme, puzzled person, puzzled woman, question.., Server, Unclear

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

actions, adorable, AdorbsGamerGirls, Behavior, charming, cute, delightful, endearing, Gestures, Girls, guys, habits, Heartwarming, innocent, lovable, Minecraft, reddit, smp, SWEET, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Star Shards Collected:	165
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchantments Applied:	249	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

’94CraftNoMore24

1994, 2024.., 94CraftNoMore24, Advancements, changes, comparison, Developments, Differences, Evolution, Future, History, Innovations, obsolete, Outdated, past, PRESENT, progress, Technology, Time, Transformations, trends, Years

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	102
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

authentic, blocks, Communication, Crafty, Expressions, INEQUALITY, Items, Language, lexicon, linguistics, linguists, phrases, Poor, rare, Rich, Riches, semantics, simpler, society, vocabulary, wealth, Words

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

abortion, abortion access, abortion drug, abortion rights, Crafty, direct-to-patient, Federal right to abortion, healthcare access, healthcare policy, Healthcare Technology, Medication abortion, online healthcare, online pharmacies, pill, post-Roe v Wade era, pro-choice, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, Shop, telemedicine, US Supreme Court, Women’s Health, womens healthcare, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.