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MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ores Mined:	7583	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
New Chunks Explored:	28699	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	659	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ores Mined:	7446	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	8228	Farms Harvested:	514
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Friend or Foe Minecraft

acquaintances, best friends, Bonding, changing relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connection, foe, Friend, friendship, human interaction, loyalty, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, social circles, social dynamics, strangers, support system, Trust, unexpected friendships

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4297
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	99806
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	652
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

come join dis server where u can make best friends with strangers and then suddenly they become strangers again but then u make new best friends who are even better than the old ones. it’s like a rollercoaster of friendship, but in minecraft form. u never know who u gonna meet next, maybe a talking pig or a dancing cow. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times u can fall into a pit of lava and lose all ur diamonds. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of friendship and adventure in the most unpredictable way possible.

CityBuild Minecraft server

administration, Capital, city, Citybuild, Coins, commercial buildings, Discord, donation, fortress, Kit, Land, Mayor, Minecraft, Plot, price, private size, Province, Purchase, Rent, Server, Spawn, Store

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5682	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchantments Applied:	88	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Potions Brewed:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Build and develop your city, the project is just starting, the map is new, without wipes and chaos, a comfortable build chill. If your city grows to 7 inhabitants, then you receive the status of Mayor, and with it a team donation and a kit CityBuild. The server has an adequate private size, enough to seize a large piece of land for yourself and build both a small province and an impregnable fortress. Spawn is the capital. In the capital, like in any other city, you can rent/purchase a plot or building, usually commercial buildings like a store. Registration of the city takes place in the discord channel, instructions are attached. Every 10 minutes you will receive $10; the coins will be useful to you in the future just for purchasing your own plot. The mayor has the right to set any price for a plot in his city. The administration has no right to interfere in the affairs of the city, except in cases of violation of the rules. All details are in the discord.

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Welcome to Crumpton SMP: Where crashing from too many mods is basically a right of passage! Let’s get crafting – and crashing!

BASICALLY, building, casual play, Community, Content Creation, Cooking, Crafting, Crashing, Crumpton, Custom Modpack, Discord, Economy, Exploring, Farming, Fishing, java, Lets, Mining, Modded, Mods, passage, Redstone, redstone creations, smp, SMP format, Transport, weather

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	148
Runes Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Crumpton SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Custom Modpack	Yes
Supported Platforms	Java
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions in the welcome channel.

2. Is the server modded or vanilla?

The server is modded with a custom modpack created by the Crumpton crew.

3. What type of additions does the modpack include?

The modpack includes additions related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transport, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

4. Is the server currently online?

Yes, the server is currently online and ready for players to join.

PixelPill Minecraft Server

Alternative Music, anti-establishment music, blackpilled bands, counterculture music, Dark Music, independent music, Minecraft, nihilistic music, outsider music, PixelPill, Server, underground artists, underground bands, underground culture, underground hip hop, underground metal, underground music, underground musicians, underground punk, underground rap, underground rock, underground scene

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of mainstream music that just doesn’t get your dark and edgy soul? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate haven for all the underground blackpilled bands you’ve never even heard of! Join us and discover the most obscure and twisted music that will make your ears bleed with joy. From the demonic screams of the Cursed Cucumbers to the haunting melodies of the Depressed Donkeys, we’ve got it all! So come on down and join our server for a musical experience that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs mainstream when you can have underground blackpilled bands on our server?

Pixel Panic Minecraft Server

cryptocurrency, dca, Dollar cost averaging, due diligence, Financial Planning, future outlook, hodl, Investment, investment decision, investment strategy, long term, market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, Panic, PIXEL, potential gains, Risk, savings, scam, Server, uncertainty, wealth building, WGMI

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We’ve got players investing thousands of dollars in virtual currency, just imagine the possibilities! Join now and you could be the next big investor, making bank in no time. Who needs real-life investments when you can gamble with your Minecraft coins instead? Don’t miss out on the chance to either get scammed or become a millionaire in our server!

NakedCraft Minecraft Server

bedtime, Body Temperature, comfort, Confidence, Experience, freedom, habits, health benefits, hygiene, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NakedCraft, Natural, nudity, Personal, Preferences, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sleep quality, sleeping habits, sleeping naked

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	65
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers that put you to sleep faster than counting sheep? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where sleeping naked isn’t just a question, it’s a way of life.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own nudist colony, where clothes are optional and creativity is key. From pixelated beach parties to epic battles in the buff, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of naked mole people who have mastered the art of mining in the nude. Will you uncover their hidden lair and join their ranks? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Shed your armor and join us on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server around. Who needs clothes when you have blocks to build with? Let’s get naked and crafty!

PixelPal Dinner Party

book character, Dinner, dinner companion, dinner conversation, dinner date, dinner guest, dinner partner, dream dinner, FANTASY, favorite character, fictional character, fictional dinner, fictional friend, fictional hero, imaginary friend, imagination, literary character, literary hero, make believe, Party, PixelPal, storybook character

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Villages Defended:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Imagine sitting down to dinner with your favorite fictional character and discussing the latest gossip in the world of Minecraft! On our server, you can do just that!

Join us and dine with characters like Steve, Creeper, and Enderman as they share their wildest adventures and craziest pranks. Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek into Herobrine’s secret lair or witness a battle between a pack of wolves and a horde of zombies!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most epic dinner party of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even get a chance to taste some of Notch’s famous diamond cake!