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CraftyDisasterDate

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

Sokolia Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Career Growth, career ladder, Cash, coalitions, create cities, currency “Skivy”, Defense, DISCOUNTS, friendly community, government structures, leadership, Military, minecraft server, Parties, political life, security forces, Settlements, Shop, Sokolia, Starter Kit, Unique Plugins, Unreal World, virtual RP state

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mines Excavated:	4808	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Sokolia: Unreal World” – your new home in a unique virtual world!

If you are tired of classic servers and want something truly new, our server is created just for you!

Server Features:

? Virtual RP state:

Immerse yourself in the life of a state created inside Minecraft. Here you are not just a player – you are a citizen with rights and responsibilities!

? Unique plugins:

Realistic thirst and temperature add new challenges.

Dangerous monsters will force you to keep your sword ready.

Map generation will make exploring the world fun and full of surprises.

? Currency “Skivy”:

Earn discounts, convert them into cash or store them in your account. The economy here is not just words, but a real financial system!

?️ Create cities and parties:

Found your own settlements, enter political life, create coalitions and fight for leadership.

? Career growth:

From a simple worker to the head of state – work your way up the career ladder. Manage departments, participate in the development of laws and build the future of Sokolia.

⚔️ Government structures:

Become part of the military or security forces, participate in the defense of the country and in managing its internal affairs.

? Friendly Community:

Many players on the server have been playing for years and will be happy to help you join the unique atmosphere.

Become a part of history, change the world around you, live in Sokolia!

Try yourself in the role of a politician, city planner or defender of your people. Your new life begins here!

sokoly.mc-games.xyz

Mystic Whisper Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Curiosity, dirty underwear, EMBARRASSMENT, fetish, Girls, Intimacy, invasion of privacy, mystic, Permission, personal space, Realm, relationships, Respect, screaming, sniffing, Trust, Understanding, whisper

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ores Mined:	4378	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	941733	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the drama of girls screaming at you for sniffing their underwear! Like, come on, it’s not a big deal, right? We won’t judge you for wanting to smell some dirty laundry, we’re all about that weird and wacky life here. Plus, if you join our server, you won’t have to borrow anyone’s stuff to get your fix. Just come on in, build some crazy creations, and leave the drama at the door. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community of misfits and weirdos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your freak flag fly!

CraftyCulturalNoNos

CraftyCulturalNoNos, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural education, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful actions, Etiquette, foreign visitors, Inappropriate Behavior, local traditions, Manners, Respectful behavior, rude behavior, social customs, social faux pas, social norms, tourist awareness, tourist etiquette, travel etiquette, travel tips

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is to be as rude and disrespectful as possible! That’s right, we encourage trolling, griefing, and all-around chaos.

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner prankster and cause mayhem wherever you go. From building giant phallic structures to setting traps for unsuspecting players, the possibilities are endless.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the most daring and mischievous players will survive in this wild and wacky world. So if you’re ready to throw politeness out the window and embrace your inner troublemaker, join us now!

ThaiTieTheKnotCraft

ap news, civil rights, couples, equal status, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark legislation, legal recognition, LGBT activism, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, marriage registration, Marriages, same-sex marriage, social progress, thailand, ThaiTieTheKnotCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own LGBTQ+ couples in Thailand themed village and have ur own virtual wedding ceremony with ur minecraft partner! be the first to register ur minecraft marriage on our server and receive special in-game perks like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts! join now for a chance to win a virtual honeymoon in our exclusive tropical island biome! don’t miss out on the love and fun, join our server today!

Light Switch Fails at Dusk

adjustment, Ambiance, artificial light, atmosphere, brightness, Contrast, Dark, dim, dusk, Evening, Fails, Illuminate, Interior, Light, lighting, mood, Perception, room, Shadow, Switch, turning on

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8800	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

u ever been in a room and u turn on a light and suddenly it feels like the darkness is creepin in even more? well that’s how u gonna feel when u join this server. except instead of darkness, it’s gonna be FUN AND CHAOS. like, u think u know what minecraft is all about but u ain’t seen nothin yet. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and u gotta be there to experience it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond hidden in the server, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman. so come on, join us and let’s turn on the light in this room of adventure and see what crazy stuff happens next!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, anticipation, destiny, eerie premonitions, fate, fear of the unknown, foreboding, future outcomes, impending doom., impending fate, knowing the future, mysterious events, MysticCraft, ominous signs, premonition, Prophecy, Realms, supernatural predictions, Suspense, uncertain future, uncertainty, unknown consequences

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Votes:	8108
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Lol, bro, if you don’t join this Minecraft server, you’re gonna be stuck in a world where pigs fly and creepers give hugs.

>do you know what’s going to happen to you now?

Join us and experience the chaos of building a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

Don’t be a noob, join now and witness the epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous way possible.

Pixel Poo Palace

Adult, Chat, Community, Discord, Edition, explicit, FANTASY, Faqqy, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Palace, PIXEL, Poo, post, Rio, Roleplay, taboo, tags, Taiky, Talk

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	687	Villages Defended:	17

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

MisunderstoodMC SMP

Assumptions, false impressions, misapprehensions, misassumptions, misattributed, misbeliefs, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misidentified, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudgments, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMC, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Animals Bred:	185
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks

appetite suppressants, best supplements, curb hunger, diet pills, Dietary supplements, fat burners, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, hunger control, hungercraft, long term results, meal replacements, metabolism boosters, natural supplements, nutritional supplements, weight control, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight supplements, WeightSuppWorks

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever!

Crafty Banter Buddies

banter, Bond, Buddies, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, deep connection, friendship, inside jokes, Laughter, loving insults, loyalty, mutual respect, PLATONIC, playful, strong relationship, Support, teasing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!