Horrible MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Rotting, Disgusting, post-apocalyptic, Apocalypse, smell

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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NoMoreTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

yuck, never eat again, vomit-inducing, unappetizing, never again

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, but shh don’t tell anyone! Also, our admin is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, it’s totally legit, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!

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WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, Horrible, ass, AITAH, purposefully isolating

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

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ToxicLove in Minecraft SMP

Fame, social media, perfectionism, mental illness, disillusionment

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs.

Forget about romanticizing peaceful survival, because on our server, you’ll be constantly on the edge of your seat as you try to navigate through a world where every block is made of lava and every tree is secretly a disguised Ender Dragon.

But hey, if you’re into the thrill of constant danger and unexpected surprises, then this is the perfect place for you! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of extra lives!

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ToxicLoveCraft

toxic relationships, ROMANTICIZE, ToxicLoveCraft, Reality, HEARTBREAK

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and absolute madness!

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens, riding explosive pigs, and navigating through a maze of lava-filled dungeons. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can challenge the server owner to a dance-off for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way.

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ZombieLoveCrafters

ROMANTICIZE, self destruction, toxic relationships, violence, Horrible

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where we have turned the mundane into the magnificent!

Ever wanted to live out your wildest dreams of being a superhero? Well, on our server, you can! Fly through the skies, shoot fireballs from your hands, and save the day from evil mobs!

Or maybe you’ve always wanted to be a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of parrots, and plunder the land for all its riches!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a wizard and casting spells to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Or a mad scientist creating crazy contraptions that defy the laws of physics? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs reality when you can have insanity?

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ToxicLoveInMinecraftSMP

unrequited love, HEARTBREAK, POVERTY, Nostalgia, ROMANTICIZING

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the true horror of romanticized things! We promise to shatter all your illusions and show you the dark side of everything you thought was beautiful.

Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where rainbows are made of lava and unicorns shoot fireballs out of their horns? Well, look no further because that’s just a normal Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land terrorizing players and stealing their diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly unique and twisted, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

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AnimeHigh Minecraft Server

dystopian, fictional, Dark, bullying, violent

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the most infamous anime school of all time! This school is so bad, even the teachers are scared to enter the classrooms. But fear not, brave player, for you have the chance to conquer this hellish institution and emerge victorious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying chalk, outrunning demonic hall monitors, and surviving lunchtime food fights that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. But that’s not all – rumor has it that the school’s principal is actually a shape-shifting alien who is hell-bent on turning students into mindless zombies. Can you uncover the truth and save your classmates from a fate worse than detention?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest school adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your textbooks, a suit of armor, and a healthy dose of skepticism. Good luck, brave student – you’re gonna need it!

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BlockyDisasters

worst thing that could happen, BlockyDisasters, worst thing imaginable, worst moment, worst experience

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special event where players are thrown into a pit of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The last one standing gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

fucking, not good enough, unsatisfactory, Server, inadequate

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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