Horoscopes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Astrology UFOs Santa

ufos, holiday traditions, santa, Christmas figures, star signs

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

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Angelic Tarot Minecraft Server

Universe, The Bible, MANIFESTING, SPIRITUAL, angel numbers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in all things mystical and magical! Join us if you want to experience the power of tarot cards, angel numbers, and even summoning literal angels and demons in-game. Our founder once summoned a horde of archangels to protect our server from griefers – true story!

But that’s not all, we also harness the energy of lunar eclipses to boost our gameplay, consult horoscopes to determine our mining strategy, and spread good karma by helping fellow players. Just be warned, if you don’t believe in the power of positivity and manifesting, our founder might unleash her wrath upon you – she’s like a spiritual warrior princess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the universe has our back and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry angels). See you in-game, and may the good energy be with you!

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BloodCraft: Zodiac Wars

blood types, horoscope accuracy, blood type personality, astrology, astrology claims

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame quests and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blood Type Horoscopes, where your blood type determines your fate in the game. Are you a Type O? Prepare for epic battles and treasure hunts. Type AB? Get ready for magical adventures and secret quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!

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PixelCraftMC: Streamers & Tubers Server

video games, LIVESTREAMING, Gaming, online entertainment, Entertainment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds and make creepers explode into confetti!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers and skeletons dance the night away to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some sick moves on the dance floor!

Join now and become part of our wacky community where llamas ride pigs, chickens wear sunglasses, and the only rule is to have fun! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and let the craziness begin!

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CreeperSavage420

Insecurities, self esteem, bullying, Jealousy, Obsession

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend’s obsession with beauty? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like your friend questioning your looks.

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about comparing bone structures and lip width. Who needs models when you can be the star of your own Minecraft world?

So come on over and let loose on our server – where the only thing you’ll be critiquing is how awesome your builds are! And remember, just like your friend, sometimes you just gotta let loose and say she looks like a sad horse. Oops, did we go too far? Nah, join us and let’s have some fun!

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Hate2Love Minecraft Server

newfound passions, changing preferences, tastes changing, Hate2Love, acquired tastes

Do you remember that one food you used to despise as a kid but now can’t get enough of? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like that but in gaming form! Join our server and experience the ultimate glow-up of your Minecraft gameplay. You’ll go from hating to loving every minute you spend on our server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were the best at Minecraft. They had conquered every challenge, defeated every boss, and built the most epic structures. But then they joined our server and realized they were just a noob in a world of legends. They were humbled by the sheer awesomeness of our community and the insane builds that dotted the landscape. They knew they had found their new home.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate transformation in your Minecraft journey, join our server today. Who knows, you might just discover a new love for something you once hated.

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CraftyPickupLines

potential date, dating etiquette, Dating communication, dating mistakes, dating blunders

Are you tired of sending cringy first messages on dating apps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your soulmate! Why waste time swiping when you can mine and craft your way to love?

Join our server and send the worst first message you can think of to your potential date. From asking them if they like pineapple on pizza to confessing your undying love for creepers, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, maybe your future partner is just a /tp command away. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your love story!

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CommieCraft Minecraft Server

military visit, CommieCraft, russia, joint exercises, military partnership

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and like, fight zombies and stuff? well, on this server, we got NORTH KOREAN MILITARY TRAINERS teaming up with RUSSIA to, like, train players in epic battles and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, u gotta join and see it for urself. u can build bunkers and stuff and, like, learn military tactics from the pros. it’s gonna be, like, the most insane minecraft experience ever. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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PenCraft2022: Minecraft Madness

Campaign, French, fraud, leader, French politics

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than marine le pen’s eyebrows! we are investigating all the illicit financing in the 2022 vote…jk we are just building epic castles and trolling noobs. come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decision making. who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? let’s make minecraft great again…or at least more entertaining than french politics.

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MirrorCraft: PrimateVibes

Reflection, Psychology, anthropology, Evolution, Bonding

so, like, imagine this server where you can, like, see yourself in a mirror in minecraft. like, whoa dude, that’s some next level stuff right there. you can, like, check yourself out before you go into battle with those creepers and skeletons. plus, like, mirrors are just super cool, man. you can practice your dance moves and make sure your armor is on point. so, like, join this server and be the coolest monkey in the jungle, cause mirrors are where it’s at, man.

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