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HornyLadiesNearby – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with horny ladies just waiting for you to come and sweep them off their blocky feet. That’s right, this server is like a Minecraft dating sim, but with creepers and diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love (or at least some pixelated flirting), but you’ll also encounter crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like nobody’s watching.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the horny ladies and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild Minecraft SMP. See you there, my blocky brethren!

The Atlas Project: Where digging a hole is a legitimate survival strategy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	64	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server Overview

Addons	Description
Better on Bedrock	Improves gameplay on Bedrock edition
Mini Blocks	Allows for smaller block sizes
More Enchantments	Expands the variety of enchantments available
More Shields	Adds more shield options for players
More Elytras	Increases the availability of elytras in the game

Decisions are community-driven, and we strive to provide a better gaming experience for our players!

Join Today! Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the provided Discord invite link and following the instructions.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, this server is only for players 18 years and older.
Can I suggest new addons?	Absolutely! Player input is valued, and suggestions for new addons are always welcome.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	840	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you a Trump supporter feeling lost and confused after the election? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and receive 50% off November Grief Counseling! Our therapists are specially trained to help you navigate through this difficult time of accepting reality. Plus, our virtual world is filled with MAGA hats, wall-building competitions, and exclusive access to a secret bunker where you can hide from the liberal agenda. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to heal your political wounds and build a brighter, blockier future!

GodlyLmao Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for funsies.

We have a secret underground club where the only rule is to dance like a chicken while wearing a pumpkin on your head. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Lava Diving Competition” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush, then come join us and prepare for some god damn lmao moments!

CreeperParty21

21st birthday, ALE, Applebees, bar experience, Birthday Party, Black Forest Cake, Catholic, CreeperParty21, DND characters, Fallout, family, Grandma, Mall, Nuka cola, Plans, rejection, Ren Faire, sleepover, SOPHISTICATED, The Disaster Artist, the room, video game, wine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5091
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of your grandma ruining all your epic 21st birthday plans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and celebrate your big day in style!

Instead of dealing with crazy Catholic grandmas, come hang out with a group of wild and wacky players who will make sure your birthday is one for the books. Dress up as your favorite Minecraft character, drink virtual ale, and have a blast exploring our virtual world.

Forget about boring old bars and video game themed parties, on our server you can have a Ren Faire celebration like no other. Who needs ale and Nuka Cola when you can have virtual potions and enchanted cake?

And don’t worry about getting taken advantage of by jesters or drunk corpses, on our server, the only danger you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava.

So ditch your grandma’s crazy plans and join us for the ultimate 21st birthday bash. It’s time to sneak out of the house and into the world of Minecraft where anything is possible!

NoChopActorMC SMP

acting jobs, Actor, Auditions, career, Casting, Entertainment, film industry, getting work, Hollywood, industry standards, LUCK, Mediocrity, NoChopActorMC, opportunities, Overrated, persistence, RANGE, smp, success, talent management, TALENTLESS, zero chops

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Who’s a player with zero building skills or redstone knowledge yet somehow keeps getting invited to our SMP? You guessed it – YOU! Join our server where the only requirement is a lack of talent and a love for chaos. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner derp, look no further than our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BaseCampBugsAndMold

BaseCampBugsAndMold, brown water, environmental concerns, health hazards, health risks, housing inspections, housing maintenance, infrastructure issues, living quarters, Mice, military facilities, Military Families, military housing, military installations, military living conditions, military personnel, Mold, ROACHES, substandard conditions, U.S. military bases, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4874	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server it’s like a warzone but with blocks and stuff. imagine u r in a U.S. military base but instead of fighting enemies u r fighting mold, mice, roaches, and brown water. it’s like a survival game but with extra grossness. u gotta be tough to survive in this server, like a real soldier but with a pickaxe instead of a gun. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ExciteCraft: Love & Boredom

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! You won’t believe the crazy adventures waiting for you in this wacky world.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on this server, you can ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

🏰✨ Aeltheria ✨🏰 No-P2W, Just Say ‘Towny & Chill’, Just Fishin’ & Minecraftin’!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Feature	Description
Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanalia offers vanilla generation.
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith.
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection.
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games, or purchased to support the server.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Use petals or crate keys to obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken from the first rank. Additional storage options available.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies.

Join Us Now:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Are there different worlds to explore?	Yes, there are unique worlds such as Eldoria, Avaloria, Twilight Realm, and Vanalia.
Can I have multiple jobs?	Yes, you can experience multiple jobs from the beginning.
What can I do with Petals?	Petals can be used for cosmetic changes and can be earned through gameplay activities.
Are the Plushies tradeable?	No, the Plushies purchased using Plushie Tokens are not tradeable.

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Fire Edition server is lit…literally! Join us for a blazing good time as you navigate through a world filled with fiery challenges and scorching hot adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a fire-breathing dragon? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Fly through the skies and rain down fire on your enemies while cackling maniacally. And if dragons aren’t your thing, how about taming a flaming horse that leaves a trail of fire wherever it goes? It’s like riding a majestic fireball!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fire Temple, where only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the fiery trials within. Rumor has it that those who emerge victorious are granted the power to summon a firestorm at will. Just imagine the chaos you could cause!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Fire Edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring some marshmallows…you never know when you might need to roast a few over the flames!

The Copalib Chronicles: A Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical pair of underwear that granted them super speed and the ability to fly. Yes, you heard that right – underwear that gives you superpowers! And that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret. So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy surprises and wacky shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!