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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1029 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!
