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HornyJailCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1642	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s a total blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. not to mention, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties.

oh, and did i mention the diamonds? yeah, we got diamonds for days, baby. you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your stuff.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a unicorn on roller skates!

Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 196136366 LOLz Edition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.

2. We have a secret underground city on our server where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit while fighting. Trust us, it’s hilarious.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the rainbow unicorn. If you can find and tame one of these beauties, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

4. We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive game of Minecraft hide and seek. The twist? The seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Good luck hiding!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always beware of the llama overlords.

CraftyCraic – Where Pixels Party!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	70
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server for fans of indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because we are the VIPs of the virtual world, the cream of the crop, the elite of the elite! We may be outnumbered by the 2views peasants, but we stand tall with our favorite streamers who are killing it on Twitch and YouTube.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Of course you can! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let me tell you, the competition is fierce. We’ve got virtual ties, non-English streamers dominating, and even a corpo or two trying to sneak their way in. But hey, as long as they play by our rules, they’re cool.

But wait, there’s more! Need some Twitch clips to spice up your day? We got you covered. Want to archive all those epic VODs? We’ve got a guide for that. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. We’ve got birthdays to celebrate, official boorus to browse, and even some ducks for good measure. And remember, on this server, we’re not just players, we’re legends. So grab your diamond sword and get ready to conquer the virtual world with us!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzville: Where You’re the Best ‘Other’ Player! Join Now!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	884	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat. The chicken challenged them to a dance-off and the player emerged victorious, earning the title of Chicken Dance Champion. From that day on, they were known as the most fabulous player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DepressCraft: Where even the creepers have therapy sessions!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Are you tired of all the fancy new updates and complicated gameplay of modern Minecraft servers? Do you long for the good old days of simple blocky graphics and basic survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and travel back in time to 2010-2014, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the creepers were scarier. Build your dirt huts, mine for diamonds, and punch trees like it’s the good ol’ days.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret time machine that lets you visit other eras of Minecraft history. Want to experience the chaos of the infamous “Hunger Games” servers? Or maybe you’re feeling nostalgic for the days of “Skyblock” and “Factions”? We’ve got it all!

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the nostalgia – those old school skeletons hit hard!

SanicCraft – Gotta Go Fast on this Hedgehog Fueled Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	51
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ores Mined:	1110	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General server! Join us for a wild ride through all things Sonic, from Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to the Year of Shadow in 2024. We’ve got leaked Sonic Toy Parties, Knuckles Series trailers, and even an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming IDW releases, a Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet that will change your life, and a Pixel World where you can create your own Sonic masterpieces.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of Sonic fans this dedicated and this insane? We’ve got Sonic comic scans, OC info, and even a booru for all your Sonic needs. Plus, our cytube is always bumping with Sonic tunes and videos.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join the Sonic the Hedgehog General server today and let the chaos begin!

VibeCraft: Where We Just Vibe and Forget About the Drama!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about just vibing! We’ve got dancing pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have a llama riding competition? So come on, join us and remember to always just vibe, baby!

Crafty McCraftface: Let’s Get Blocky!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate using only chicken noises. That’s right, forget typing in chat or using voice chat, on our server, it’s all about clucking your way to victory!

But that’s not all, our server also has a special “gravity-defying” feature where you can build upside down and sideways without any limitations. Want to create a floating castle in the sky? Go for it! Want to build an underground city that defies all laws of physics? Why not!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “unicorn pig” roaming the server. This mythical creature is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who befriend it, so keep an eye out for its sparkly rainbow trail!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos and laughter that awaits you!

CraftyHubs: Where grief is mined for diamonds and laughter is the ultimate loot!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Star Shards Collected:	125
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a place to escape the harsh realities of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my husband lost his job and started acting like a completely different person.

On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or will you uncover a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry zombies? Just like how my husband surprised me with his sudden emotional breakdown, our server will keep you on your toes at all times.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of uncertainty and the excitement of the unknown, just like when my husband confessed his deepest fears and insecurities to me? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed!

Pajeet’s Latinx Lair: Where Cultures Clash in the World of Blocks!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Items Found:	1165
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9483	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of pajeets giving brown guys a bad name? Come join our Minecraft server where Latinx guys can finally reclaim their reputation from those pesky pajeets! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and show the world that Latinx guys are the true kings of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret power to make pajeets disappear from the game forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those pajeets who’s boss!

Blocky Cringeville: Where Minecraft Memes Come to Life!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3342
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Farms Harvested:	800
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5735
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, llamas! And not just any llamas, these llamas have won multiple awards for their building skills and PvP expertise.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llamas, then maybe reconsider).