Horny Expressions Minecraft Servers

Horny Expressions Minecraft Servers

  • QuitSmokeCraft SMP

    QuitSmokeCraft SMP
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1187
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 172
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7963 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where ex-smokers reign supreme, battling against the evil forces of nicotine addiction. We’ve got diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and a whole lot of determination to stay smoke-free!

    Join our server and become part of the ultimate ex-smoker gang. We have epic quests like “The Great Nicotine Cleanse” and “The Battle of the Cigarette Butts.” Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you resist the urge to light up.

    So why wait? Join now and let’s kick some ash together! Remember, diamonds are forever, but cigarettes are just ashes in the wind. Let’s show those nicotine demons who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockParty50501

    BlockParty50501
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7698
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 678420 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8721

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only protest happening is against creepers blowing up your builds! Our community is so peaceful, even the Endermen have joined forces to build a giant peace sign out of blocks. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, always ready to swoop in and save the day. So leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GuantanamoCraft Minecraft Server

    GuantanamoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 7191
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8823 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the 1st migrant flight to land at guantanamo bay!!! we have 10 people waiting to welcome you with open arms and diamond swords! build your own cell block and escape from the evil warden who is actually a creeper in disguise. team up with your fellow inmates to mine for rare ores and craft powerful weapons to take down the corrupt guards. but be careful, because the prison is also haunted by ghostly villagers who will trade with you for spooky loot. join now for a wild adventure that will leave you questioning reality and your own sanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UNblockCraft

    UNblockCraft
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3374
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so u know how israel was like “peace out” to the UN Human Rights Council? well, they decided to join our minecraft server instead! why, you ask? because our server is the only place where they can truly be free from all the drama and politics of the real world. plus, we have the best virtual falafel stand in all of minecraft! come join us and build your own virtual middle eastern paradise, complete with camels, hummus, and maybe even a secret underground bunker for when things get too crazy. israel may have left the UN, but they’ll always have a home on our server. come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Parent’s Block Party

    Parent’s Block Party
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2643
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2795 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we have the most epic adventures and craziness ever. like, seriously, our server is so lit that even your grandma would wanna play on it.

    we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even a talking potato that gives out free diamonds. like, what more could you ask for in a minecraft server, right?

    also, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we have a llama as our mayor, a chicken as our sheriff, and a cow as our therapist. like, where else can you find that kind of wackiness, huh?

    so, like, forget about your worries and join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies. like, who can say no to free cookies, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyMoodBooster Server

    BlockyMoodBooster Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 5766
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 884227 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will lower ur depression risk like stimulant medications!!! u know when u play minecraft and u feel all happy and stuff? well dis server takes it to the next level! we did a meta-analysis of studies (whatever that means) and found dat kids with adhd who play on our server have a lower risk of depression and anxiety disorders! so come join us and let minecraft be ur medication, cuz we all know dat diamonds are the best cure for sadness! 🤪🤣 #minecraftmedication #joinus #curedbydiamonds

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Eternal Region

    The Eternal Region
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6123
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Eternal Region [SMP]

    Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.

    Invite Link: https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG

    What Makes Us Different?

    A True Survival Challenge – We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation. Survival Island Spawn – Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own. Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks – We keep the core Minecraft experience intact while offering small but meaningful improvements, including:

    • No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!)
    • Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos)
    • Double Shulker Shells

    A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!

    Apply to Join!

    We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by clicking on the invite link provided above and following the instructions.
    Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join The Eternal Region.
    Are there any rules I need to follow? Yes, make sure to read the rules carefully before applying to join the server.
    Can I collaborate with other players on the server? Yes, The Eternal Region encourages cooperation and community building among players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Adventure Volume 4 1.21.4

    Adventure Volume 4 1.21.4
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 5039
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Magic Items Found: 5559 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 257
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, have I got a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Join this server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to party with you all night long. And get this, instead of mining for resources, you can just ask the magical talking trees to poof them into existence for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Every time you slay a dragon, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep will appear to serenade you with their angelic voices. And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of glitter left behind by the mystical unicorns that roam the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HappyCraft SMP

    HappyCraft SMP
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 8967
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7544 New Chunks Explored: 121613
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Emeralds Found: 9712

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath. Picture this: you log on and immediately get greeted by a herd of dancing cows wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, TOP HATS. And that’s just the beginning, my dude.

    Join this server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey through a land filled with flying llamas, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking chickens. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers? Yeah, it’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be crowned the King of the Land and get to ride around on a giant spider named Steve.

    So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft SMP server and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky goodness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PissedCraft2021

    PissedCraft2021
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5655
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7917 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are creepers blowing up your builds? Are skeletons shooting you from a mile away? Are zombies stealing your diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, all mobs have been replaced with fluffy bunnies! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your day, just cute little bunnies hopping around everywhere.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your friends while grooving to the sickest beats in the Minecraft universe.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? Strap on your elytra and soar through the skies with these majestic beasts, just make sure you don’t get roasted by their fiery breath!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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