2024 Best horny New Minecraft Servers

  • Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

    Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

    But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

    Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

    Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

    Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Break Time Minecraft Server

    Break Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

    Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

    Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

    Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

    So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

    Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

    Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

    So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBlueBalls

    BlockyBlueBalls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

    Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

    Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Raora’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Crafty Raora’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a penchant for pranking players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to the legendary Raora, a mysterious creature who is said to have the power to grant wishes…but only if you can solve her riddles first. So come join us on this crazy adventure and who knows, you might just discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NTR – Minecraft SMP Netorare General

    NTR – Minecraft SMP Netorare General
    Are you tired of pretending to enjoy your boring Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with NTR captions, succubus dating guides, and even a wombs of the Gods archive (whatever that means)!

    Cucks, Bulls, and Waifus/Avas are all welcome to join in on the fun. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as they secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck. Bulls can tease cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. And Waifus/Avas can ramble on about their love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with other players.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity and chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself impregnating someone’s waifu while they watch in horror. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute horny cubs roam free and anything is possible!

    Join us for a truly unique experience, where you can explore a world filled with Node-based ComfyUI, Stable Diffusion WebUI, and even EasyDiffusion (because who wants things to be difficult, am I right?).

    But that’s not all – our server is home to VAE (Very Awesome Entertainment), Controlnet for all your dummy needs, and Animation that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So why wait? Dive into our server full of craziness, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us now and become part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Kids Minecraft Server

    Crafty Kids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you horny Minecraft players out there!

    Join us on SS Straight Shota Threadhorny people edition for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and steamy encounters. Our community is full of players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly, so get ready to unleash your inner deviant!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Threadhorny, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of naughty players to join in its debaucherous escapades. Will you be brave enough to face the Threadhorny and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join SS Straight Shota Threadhorny people edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of shamelessness – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

    HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness
    Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoMoreHornyAnime

    NoMoreHornyAnime
    Are you tired of anime characters having unrealistic proportions and constantly being in compromising situations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is a safe haven from all the unnecessary fan service and questionable plot lines. Join us for a wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting hot is your lava moat. Say goodbye to awkward moments and hello to building epic structures without any distractions. Trust us, your eyes will thank you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Magic Tavern

    Magic Tavern

    The Magic Tavernby: Gaming Under the Influence

    If you’re a fan of Minecraft but want to try something a little different, this might just be what you have been looking for! With premium plugins and multiple worlds, we try to accommodate for everyone. Our survival world has lots of features that we really hope you enjoy. Players can craft magical items and level them up with the Magic plugin. You can create your own shops through Chest Shop. We offer land claim so members can claim their land to protect it. You can even make your own alcohol! Like I said lots of features, I’m just too lazy to list all of them. We have a creative world for those who just like to build. The server is 24/7 with practically no downtime. If you like a little role play and want to spice things up, I think you should come and check us out. Anyways, thanks for reading.

    – the GUI team

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rexatron

    Rexatron

    Join the newest survival server. Pure survival, pvp, shops, jobs and many more to be added. We also have a discord were you can buy plots of land in the shopping district and build your own shops with a proper NPC shopkeeper. And we will be hosting events pretty often. If you want an old school survival Minecraft but a little modernized join us 🙂

    Server is always online

    Join our discord

    discord.gg/Dx4P3fMf

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Disqordia smp

    Disqordia smp

    A high quality and friendly survival server featuring Jobs, Lands, and LifeSteal mechanics. The aim is to be mostly vanilla, but with quality of life features to keep the server fresh, stable, and long lasting.

    You *must* join our Discord to register (https://discord.gg/EVKz8vGzAH).

    Features:

    Claim your own land and set your own rulesWork a job to earn moneyKill players to earn hearts, or craft hearts on your ownSetup your own shop to trade with other playersCrossplay between Bedrock and Java playersLeaderboardsSo much more

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • cityoffriends Minecraft server

    cityoffriends Minecraft server
    The owner of the “cityoffriends” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Banilla Survival

    Banilla Survival

    Welcome to Banilla.net Survival! Were you looking for a 100% vanilla server with cracked support? On Banilla, you will not find claims, kits, warps, tpa, crates and other BS. IP: Banilla.net DISCORD: https://discord.gg/vfTmq5FPjJ Version: 1.18-1.19+

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • M1ne Company Minecraft server

    M1ne Company Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “M1ne Company” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spritey Network

    Spritey Network

    Spritey Network is a new and upcoming Earth Survival SMP with economy, Towny, and chest shops. Create your own or join a nation or town. We have a great staff team that takes feedback.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChaoticLands

    ChaoticLands

    ChaoticLands is a fun kit-pvp server Which includes Random Kit PVP and Box PVP. Server is very fun to play on and has events weekly such as KOTH etc. The staff team is very kind and can always help you when you have a problem. The server is not laggy and is very fast. Its based from minehut servers (minehut.com) with the latest plan so us players can enjoy it!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lemon³

    Lemon³

    lemoncube is a united states based server ran by a single owner, Isaiah. he runs the server as a hobby while he makes his journey through college! currently a sophomore at a state university in new york, Isaiah dedicates his freetime to ensuring the server is running smoothly and its player-base is content with an ample amount of features. he continually updates the server, keeping gameplay new and fresh.

    lemoncube was created to host player experiences, allowing friends a place where they’ll be able to play and enjoy meinecraft without the worry of grief or poor server management, as well as new features and gameplay styles! the server encourages cooperative gameplay for you and your friends, or the ones you’ll meet!

    lemoncube wants to create a space where you and your friends can feel safe as they are, and be encouraged to interact with other players to form a tight-knit community, we don’t tolerate anything rude or disrespectful from one player to another, so you can be apart of the community without feeling like you’ll be out of place.

    give us a shot!ip: play.lemoncube.netdiscord: discord.lemoncube.net

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • oceanymc

    oceanymc

    extreme survival double horse chess Parkour custom mobs blending coustom generation ocean coustom and more……..

    New Minecraft Server
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