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Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Farms Harvested:	796	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Animals Bred:	91	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Emeralds Found:	9390
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5617

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Potions Brewed:	178	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Votes:	3117	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCashCrew

Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Dragon Eggs Found:	4287	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

RussCraft: Safe Haven for Putin’s Moral Values

authoritarianism, conservatism, culture, Globalization, Government, Haven, Ideology, immigration, international relations, liberal, Migration, moral, Moral values, Politics, putin, Putins, RussCraft, russia, Safe, safe haven, social change, society, Trade, VALUES, Western ways

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE WESTERN WAYS N EMBRACE PUTIN’S MORAL VALUES. WE GOT BEARS RIDING ON HORSES N VODKA FOUNTAINS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN KREMLIN N RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT MATRYOSHKA DOLL. ALSO, EVERYONE GETS A PET BEAR THAT CAN DO TRICKS LIKE BALANCING A BOTTLE OF VODKA ON ITS NOSE. COME JOIN DA FUN, COMRADES!