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EternalSMP: Living Forever in Minecraft

endless existence, eternal happiness, eternal life, eternal youth, EternalSMP, immortal beings, immortal lifestyle, IMMORTALITY, immortality aspirations, immortality dreams, immortality fantasy, immortality goals, immortality grant, immortality plans, immortality purpose, immortality wishes, infinite time, life without end, Living, living forever, Longevity, Minecraft, never aging

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Items Found:	5527	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crops Grown:	9142	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where immortality is not just a dream, it’s a reality! Join us and spend eternity building the most epic structures, trolling your friends without consequences, and pulling off the most insane pranks without fear of retaliation.

Imagine never having to worry about losing your items in a PvP battle or falling into lava and losing all your diamonds. With immortality on our server, you can take risks and live life on the edge without any consequences.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where every Saturday night the dragon puts on a light show that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where immortality is just the beginning of the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t want to leave…literally.

TimeTravelDeathWarnCeleb

altering fate, altering the future, Alternate Timeline, Caution, Celebrity, changing history, death prediction, destiny, fatal event, fate, intervention, mortality, Personal, premonition, regret, saving a life, Time paradox, time travel, TimeTravelDeathWarnCeleb, Warning, warning signs

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Ever wanted to play Minecraft and also have the power to time travel? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Imagine going back in time to warn your favorite celebrity about how they’re gonna kick the bucket. Will Smith? More like Will Splat if you don’t warn him about that bungee jumping accident! And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret time-traveling llama who will guide you on your quest to save the world, one famous person at a time. So come join our server and start changing the course of history, one block at a time!

MommaGriefer420

activism, Arrests, authoritarian regime, civil disobedience, Democracy, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, iran, MIDDLE EAST, MommaGriefer420, Mother, political repression, protest, protest movement, resistance, slain protester, social justice, uprising anniversary, Woman Life Freedom, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a crazy storyline about a mother of a slain protester getting arrested in Iran! But don’t worry, in our server, she actually escapes and leads a rebellion against the oppressive government. You can join her in the fight for Woman Life Freedom and overthrow the corrupt leaders! Plus, we have tons of fun mini-games and events to keep you entertained while you fight for justice. So come on, join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Arctic Pup Paradise

ancient lineage, Arctic, Arctic breeds, Arctic canids, Arctic canines, arctic exploration, Arctic genetics, Arctic heritage, Arctic history, Arctic origins, Arctic wildlife, canine evolution, genetic analysis, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genomics, northeastern Siberian Arctic, Origins, Paradise, pup, research, Siberian lineage, sled dogs

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Towns Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got sled dogs from siberia as our main mode of transportation! we did sum genomics research and found out dat our sled dogs descended from two distinct lineages of arctic canids! dey originated in da northeastern siberian arctic generations earlier dan we thought! imagine riding around on a minecraft sled pulled by these ancient arctic doggos, it’s gonna be epic! come join us and be a part of dis wild adventure!

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Community Based, Crates, Custom Items, Enchantments, Fun, KOWAMC, Levels, Minecraft, Player Shops, Rankup, Server, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	81	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	878476

The Best Minecraft Server 1.21 | Survival | Rankup!

KOWAMC IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER! Latest version, crates, custom items, levels, voting rewards, player shops, enchantments

Come join us for lots of community-based fun!

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Banana Sandwich: Where you can eat while you play Minecraft…but don’t forget to bring your own banana costume! 1.21+ | 18+ | Voice chat

#addons, Active, Armor stand arms, banana, basic rules, BRING, Chat, costume, Dedicated, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, dont, Eat, forget, Friendly, Fun Events, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, J6tNPBVKq4, Join, minecraft but, new players, no cheating, No Griefing, Play, Playerheads, sandwich, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Enchantments Applied:	257
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.21.1
Addons	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: Discord Invite

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can contact plooop on Discord or join through the Discord server using the provided invite link.

2. What is the average age range of players on the server?

The average age range of players on the server is in the lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the members.

3. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, the server is friendly to new players and welcomes them to join the community.

4. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is inspired by Hermitcraft and has a dedicated player base, fun events, and a diamond-based economy.

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking trees. But beware, our resident evil chickens are always plotting their next diabolical scheme to take over the server!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course made entirely of slippery ice blocks. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move like no other!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – Creeper Crafting Crew

12VHPWR, 4K Editing, BIOS update, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, Coolers, Country, Cpu’s, Crafting, creeper, CREW, Gaming, gaming monitors, Graphics cards, High FPS Gaming, htpc, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, PSUs, RAM, smp, SSDs, Upgrade Advice, web browsing

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your PC build advice? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than an unstable Intel Raptor Lake CPU, and more twists and turns than a 12VHPWR connector that’s about to melt.

Join us if you want to upgrade your gaming experience to the extreme, just like our recommended CPUs. From i3 12100 for HTPC to R9 7950X for multicore madness, we’ve got it all. And don’t even think about joining if you’re still using a CPU without an iGPU – we don’t mess around with outdated tech here.

Our graphics cards will blow your mind, just like our insane stories. Want to game in 2160p? Grab an RTX 4080 Super at MSRP. Need something for amateur production? How about a used RTX 3090 or the legendary RTX 4090? The possibilities are endless, just like the adventures waiting for you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience, build your dream PC, and join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, don’t pair a K CPU with a B mobo chipset – it’s a recipe for disaster. See you in the game!

CollegeCrafter Minecraft Server

Adult, Boundaries, college, CollegeCrafter, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, education, family, finances, Minecraft, MONEY, only fans, parenting, parents, porn, relationships, Server, Son, Support, Ultimatum, VALUES

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even my son “Ray” (18M) started doing porn just to make some extra money to play on it!

That’s right, Ray has a whole OnlyFans account where he does who knows what with who knows how many guys, all because our server is just that addicting. And get this, I only found out because his friend’s younger brother got caught watching it and spilled the beans to me!

When I confronted Ray about it, he just said he was trying to make some extra cash to keep up with the madness of our server. I threatened to stop paying for his college if he didn’t quit, but he just said it’s his body and I’m being unreasonable. Now he’s not talking to me, but hey, at least he’s still playing on our server!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server so wild that it drives teenagers to do porn for extra cash, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

PillPurgeCraft

addiction, addiction prevention, controlled substances, drug addiction, drug disposal, drug misuse, ethical dilemma, husband’s health, intervention, legal rights, marital dispute, medication misuse, Opioid, opioid epidemic, pain management, pain relief, PillPurgeCraft, prescription pills, recreational drug use, substance abuse, surgery recovery

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	590
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as throwing out your husband’s pills? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so addictive, you won’t even need those pills anymore! – Experience the thrill of throwing away virtual items just like throwing away those pesky pills. – Build your own virtual world where you make the rules, just like how this husband thought he could make his own rules with those pills.

So come join us and let’s settle this argument once and for all – are you the AITA for throwing out his pills, or are you the hero of your own Minecraft story? Only one way to find out!