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  • “Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

    “Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 4954
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

    So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 1062
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnfairCraft

    UnfairCraft
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1002
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 143 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

    So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pupper Party

    Pixel Pupper Party
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2184
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Yowa Yowa LOLz

    Yowa Yowa LOLz
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3222
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

    DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9174
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

    The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 768
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 5071
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 4925

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to colesium.org

    The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

    Visit Us At: https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
    IP: colesium.org
    Version: 1.20.4

    PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Are hacks allowed on the server? Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
    Is raiding allowed? Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
    Is swearing permitted? Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
    Do you give out OP? No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos

    Crafty Creeper Chaos
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7917
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate man-bun warrior! Explore our vast world filled with towering man-eating plants, maniacal mobs, and manly challenges around every corner. Build your man-cave fortress and defend it against hordes of maniacs trying to steal your precious man-stash of diamonds. Don’t be a man-child, join us now and show everyone that you’re the manliest man in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LOLcraft: ‘IGNORE ME!’ – Where the mobs are confused and the players are entertained!

    LOLcraft: ‘IGNORE ME!’ – Where the mobs are confused and the players are entertained!
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 5837
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5562
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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