oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.
ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
join us if u want to experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, our server IP is xxx.FlyingPigsAndMacarenaCows.xxx so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join the fun!
| Description | Full-Vanilla Survival, Java & Bedrock 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Community | Friendly Community: Don’t steal, just chill |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. No borders. No resets. Hard Difficulty. |
| Rules | No claims or locked chests. No stealing. No unwelcome PvP. No trolling, cheating, or hacking. |
| Join Now | IP: mc.creaking.fun Java: use the above IP Bedrock: add CreakingBedrock |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there any teleport feature on the server? | No, there are no random teleport or bed teleport features. |
| Are there land claims on the server? | No, there are no land claims available. |
| Can I reset my progress on the server? | No, there are no resets on the server. |
| What difficulty level is the server set to? | The server is set to Hard Difficulty. |
| Is cheating or hacking allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is strictly forbidden on the server. |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got a YouTube channel that’s straight fire, a Membership program that’ll make you feel like a VIP, and a Twitter account that’s more lit than a creeper explosion!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Bluesky profiles, Twitter Spaces, Concerts, Conventions, and unarchived Karaokes that’ll have you singing like a zombie villager on a full moon! And don’t even get me started on the merch – it’s so dope, you’ll wanna wear it IRL!
Oh, and did I mention the games? Freak or treat, Fantome no nazo, Minto’s autocror3ct – these games will have you mining and crafting like a pro in no time! And the music? It’s like listening to a jukebox in the Nether – pure fire, bro!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we even have a Divegrass team that’ll make you feel like you’re playing in the World Cup of Minecraft! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.
Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.
So, picture this: you’re chilling at home, minding your own business, when suddenly your mom and sister come back from the grocery store. You innocently ask your mom a question, but before she can even answer, your sister starts going off on you, calling you all sorts of names like a total savage.
You try to ask your mom again, but your sister just won’t quit with the insults. So, you finally lose it and yell, “I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BECAUSE THIS BITCH KEEPS TALKING OVER YOU!” And let me tell you, things get heated real quick.
But hey, on this server, you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world without getting in trouble with your fam. Plus, we’ve got some seriously epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Friendly People | Everyone on the server is welcoming and mature, creating a relaxed environment. |
| Smooth Connection | 24/7 server with a large 30GB RAM and fast whitelisting process to prevent griefers. |
| Vanilla Plus | No pay-to-win features, only vanilla Minecraft with some quality-of-life mods. |
| Builder Focused | No server resets, custom generation for builders, and Redstone-friendly setup. |
| Community Based | Encourages community living and holds votes for server-based changes. |
To join, click here and fill out the short application form by typing /apply in server applications.
No, the server has a strong connection and 30GB RAM, ensuring a smooth gameplay experience as long as you’re in America.
No, there are no pay-to-win features, crates, or bonuses for donations. Everyone has equal opportunity on the server.
Yes, the server is focused on builders and there are no resets, allowing you to create and build without the fear of losing your progress.
The server encourages community living, holds votes for server changes, and plans to host group builds and minigames in the future.
If you have any questions, you can message fadedchickennn on Discord for assistance.
We have Instacart services in-game so you can get all the items you need without any judgment from your brother. No need to worry about running low on milk, aluminum foil, toothpaste, or freezer bags – we got you covered!
And if anyone tries to tell you to act like a grown up, just build a castle and tell them to take a hike. We support your decisions, even if they involve driving anxiety and bus rides.
So come join us on our server where you can be yourself and escape the real world drama. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of protein smoothies and freedom to do whatever you want? Let’s build some crazy stories together!