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The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Towns Built:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Farms Harvested:	855	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyDadCraft

anger, blocked, Boundaries, brother, childcare, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emergency, family, Father, Frustration, Job, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Sleep, SleepyDadCraft, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Potions Brewed:	197
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics your fellow players will get up to next!

Imagine logging on to find your brother has built a giant statue of you out of diamond blocks, just because you didn’t watch his virtual pet sheep while he went mining. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? See you in the game, and remember: always watch out for those sneaky creepers!