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GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Potions Brewed:	128	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Players Killed by Monsters:	4654
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	171	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	110	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	65
Zombie Dances:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	886119	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9793
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!