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Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, Depressed, depression, Despair, emotional pain, havent, hopelessness, medication, mental anguish, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Players, reaching out, Respawned, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, Struggling, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

””how did i end up like this” Minecraft SMP”

coping mechanisms, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling lost, finding direction, hopelessness, how did i end up like this, identity crisis, introspection, life choices, mental health, Minecraft, questioning life choices, searching for meaning, seeking answers, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, struggling with purpose, uncertainty, what is the point of living anymore

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ores Mined:	2504	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with diamonds and emeralds, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and live life on the edge of insanity? Come join us and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Farms Harvested:	983	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9147	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9049	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

StruggleBusMinecraftSMP

anxiety, behavioral changes, changes in appetite, changes in sleep patterns, coping mechanisms, depression, difficulty concentrating, emotional distress, hopelessness, irritability, ISOLATION, lack of motivation, loss of interest, mental health, mood swings, seeking help, self-care practices, self-destructive behavior, signs of struggle, stress, StruggleBusMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	11
New Chunks Explored:	434647	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real chaos and hilarity!

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness players struggling in the most ridiculous ways possible. From accidentally setting their houses on fire to getting lost in the Nether for hours, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players fight each other with nothing but fishing rods and potatoes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been smacked in the face with a raw fish during a heated Minecraft duel.

So if you’re looking for a server where the struggle is real and the laughs are endless, join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

End of the World Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, armageddon, bad stuff, catastrophe, Chaos, death, Despair, Destruction, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, fear, hopelessness, Loneliness, Minecraft, Server, Tragedy, uncertainty, Virgin, War, world, WTFE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from the impending apocalypse! Join us and fight off hordes of zombies, mutant creepers, and even killer chickens!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare resources that will help you survive the end of the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a potion that will make you immune to all damage (except for fall damage – sorry, gravity still sucks).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! And who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the chaos – because hey, even during the apocalypse, a virg*n deserves a chance at romance, right?

Worse Minecraft SMP Everything Keep Getting Just

Adversity, Challenges, continuous, Decline, Despair, deteriorating, Downfall, Everything.., Frustration, hopelessness, just keep getting worse, list, long tail, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, ongoing, pessimism, RELENTLESS, smp, Struggle, tags, WORSE, worsening

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crops Grown:	7368	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of diamond ore. Watch as alliances are formed and broken within minutes, all for the chance to claim the title of the server’s biggest troll.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Man, a mysterious player who roams the land dressed as a chicken, terrorizing unsuspecting players with his clucks of doom. Will you be brave enough to challenge him?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for everything to keep getting worse… in the most hilariously entertaining way possible.

HopelessCraft – IranianEdition

current events, Despair, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction survey, HopelessCraft, hopelessness, iran, Iranian society, IranianEdition, IRANIANS, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, negative emotions, pessimism, public opinion, research, Social Issues, Societal Problems, statistics, survey, survey findings

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Animals Bred:	128
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

are you BORED of being dissatisfied and hopeless like those Iranians? then JOIN our MINECRAFT server and feel the JOY and EXCITEMENT of building your own VIRTUAL world!

our server is so FUN and CRAZY, it will make you forget all about real life problems! we have GIANT chickens that can FLY, talking CREEPERS that tell jokes, and a secret DIAMOND mine that only the most BRAVE players can find!

come join us and be part of our WACKY community where anything is possible! who needs real life when you can have an EPIC adventure in our Minecraft server! JOIN NOW and say goodbye to boredom and hopelessness FOREVER!

Lost Everything Minecraft SMP

coping, Despair, devastation, difficult times, emotional pain, emptiness, Everything.., Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, Loneliness, Loss, Lost, matters.., me, Minecraft, moving on, Sadness, smp, sorrow, Tragedy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2664

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, wandering aimlessly with no purpose? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and become part of a community where you can build, survive, and thrive with other players who have also lost everything that matters to them (like their diamond armor or their pet llama named Larry).

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is not your average server – we have epic events like llama races, where you can saddle up and ride your llama to victory against other players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to reclaiming everything that matters to you (or at least finding some new friends who share your love for Minecraft shenanigans).

””> approaching 30 Minecraft SMP””

anxiety, Approaching, approaching 30, career dissatisfaction, depression, Despair, Disappointment, disillusionment, dreams fading away, existential dread, fear of the future, feeling stuck, hopelessness, jobs I hate forever, lack of fulfillment, losing hope, midlife crisis, Minecraft, nothing but shitty offices, pessimism, regret, smp, uncertainty

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	384	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Are you tired of the mundane office life? Are you approaching 30 and feeling like your dreams are fading away faster than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a chance for you to escape the soul-sucking world of adulthood and embrace your inner child!

Join us on our server where the only deadlines you have to worry about are when the sun sets and the monsters come out. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and fight off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake (we can’t confirm this, but we’re hopeful).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the office life and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s make adulthood a thing of the past!

DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

acceptance, acceptance of failure, defeated, defeatism, demoralized, DemoralizedCraft, Despair, Disappointment, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, Frustration, giving up, hopelessness, Loss, Negativity, pessimism, real, resignation, Sadness, SELLING, smp, Spite, Struggle, Surrender

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

2012, application, Asgard, building blocks, ELYTRA, Gaming, lighting bugs, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Spawners, netherite, Nostalgia, Old, Play, Server, version 1.3.2, vk, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

51.195.68.95:25988

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4285	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	7946

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4623	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

Astonishing, Edition, facts, fck, hard to believe., jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, MineFacts, Shocking.., statistics, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable data, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts, unbelievable figures, unbelievable findings, unbelievable information, unbelievable numbers, unbelievable records, unbelievable research, unbelievable statistics, unbelievable truths

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5183

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Animals Bred:	59	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	5001
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!