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Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

abuse of power, automated puppet, bald cop, Blockheads, bogus arrest, Crafty, deserted highway, destroyed phone, drugged, fat cop, fear, fight or flight, Giant Cop, helplessness, hopeless situation, implanted device, jolt of pain, life-threatening scenario, Manipulation, Minecraft, remote control, Server, survival instincts, white cop

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8092
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!

Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!

Foodie Death Games Minecraft Server

anime adaptation, Blowguns, Buzz Saws, Career at Seventeen, deadly games, death, foodie, games, ghost house, hopeless situation, Living, Locked Rooms, Luxurious Bed, maid uniform, Minecraft, odd, Officially Announced, Playing Death Games, Put Food on the Table, Server, Shibou Yuugi de Meshi wo Kuu, Survival, Terrifying, weapons, Yushi Ukai

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Towns Built:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take playing death games to a whole new level! Imagine waking up in a virtual manor, dressed as a maid, surrounded by other players in the same predicament. Your only goal? Survive deadly traps, blowguns, buzz saws, locked rooms, and weapons to put food on the table – literally!

Join us and experience the thrill of competing in terrifying games while trying to outsmart your opponents. And if you think it’s strange to make a living this way at seventeen, well, so do we! But hey, who are we to judge? It’s all in good fun, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate death game champion! Just remember, it’s all in the name of survival…and maybe a little bit of madness.

Pitfall Dehydration Server

abyss, bottomless pit, danger, death, dehydration, Despair, desperate situation, endless suffering, extreme circumstances, Falling, fatal fall, fear, hopeless, hopeless situation, inevitable fate, pitfall, prolonged agony, Server, Survival, Terrible, tragic, unimaginable horror

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dimension Hops:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Day of the Undead: Zombie Mayhem Minecraft Server – Beware of the Brain-Eating Factions!

BEWARE, BrainEating, Day, Factions, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Modded, Server, survival roleplay custom hardcore adventure economy towny creative minigames skyblock factions pvp modded rpg parkour friendly prison vanilla casual exploration, Undead, zombie

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Gun chests
	Wave of zombies
	Team warfare
	Increasing zombie difficulty
	Customize your team
	Events and prizes

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft server?	You can join the server by visiting the IP address provided in the Discord server.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, make sure to read the rules section in the Discord server for guidelines.
Can I form alliances with other teams?	Yes, you can form alliances with other teams to survive the zombie apocalypse.
How often are events held on the server?	Events are held regularly, make sure to keep an eye out for announcements in the Discord server.
What kind of prizes can I win in events?	Prizes can vary from in-game items to special rewards, participate in events to find out!

Peko’s Chill MC Server

aloof, antisocial, Bitch, Chill, cold-hearted, Disliked, distant, Frigid, gossip, ISOLATED, negative reputation, numberfag, Pekora, Pekos, Rumors, Server, social outcast, unapproachable, Unfriendly, uninviting, unkind, unlikable, unpopular

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Crops Grown:	1495	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5222	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and troublemakers out there!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art and riding pigs into battle is a legitimate strategy. Our fearless leader, Captain Crazypants, once defeated an Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. True story!

But that’s not all – we have epic events like the annual “Piggyback Race” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze filled with exploding creepers. And let’s not forget about our legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in events like “Spleefing with Style” and “Creeper Dodgeball.”

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DorkCraft Minecraft Server

DorkCraft, Dorks, Friends, friendship, fun times, good times, Heartfelt, inside jokes, Laughter, long tail tags, Memories, Minecraft, miss, Miss these dorks, missing, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, Reminiscing, sentimental, Server, silly moments, wishing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of lovable dorks just waiting to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of our favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races across the map. Our community is so wacky and fun that you’ll never want to log off!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of undead mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become part of the dorky family. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably die a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

MotherInLaw-Free Honeymoon Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, cordial, covid, Decision making, Deposits, ENTITLEMENT, family, Friends, honeymoon, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawFree, over-reach, Overseas, refundable options, relationship, Respect, Server, Strain, uninviting

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	173	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mines Excavated:	4138	Dragon Eggs Found:	5685
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	8284	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think your honeymoon is their family vacation? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted family members tagging along on your adventures.

We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled mother-in-laws who just can’t take a hint. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama. You can finally focus on building the perfect castle without someone constantly looking over your shoulder and criticizing your every move.

So if you’re ready to escape the chaos and reclaim your honeymoon as your own, join our Minecraft server today! Build your dream world and leave the in-laws behind – they can’t teleport to your virtual paradise. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive comments and awkward family dinners. Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new adventure together!

FridgeWarsMC

Boundaries, family dynamics, food addict, food addiction, food boundaries, food privacy, food security, food sharing, food theft, fridge lock, FridgeWarsMC, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, obesity, parental influence, personal space, self-care, unhealthy habits

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can protect your precious loot from food addicts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles over stolen snacks and half-eaten meals.

Imagine building your own fortress to keep your food safe from hungry raiders, like your mom who just can’t resist a taste of everything. Will you be able to defend your fridge from her relentless attacks? Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive!

But beware, the stakes are high in this server. Your mom might call you a selfish brat for not sharing, but hey, it’s every player for themselves in this food-filled frenzy. So grab your virtual sword and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the battle of the fridge!

TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks

blocks, Britain, Business, consequences, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, Entrepreneurs, Financial, Fiscal, Government, high net worth, Investment, Migration, policy, Relocation, Riches, Tax, tax evasion, TaxCraft, ultra rich, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	111
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3636	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!

UnibrowCraft

#facial hair, beauty routines, beauty standards, eyebrow care, eyebrow growth, eyebrow maintenance, eyebrow shape, eyebrow shaping, eyebrow styling, eyebrow trends, facial appearance, facial symmetry, genetic trait, Grooming, more hair, natural look, one eyebrow, personal style, self-confidence, UnibrowCraft, unique feature

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want to be part of da exclusive one eyebrow club. we got all da hair u need to make up for dat missing brow. plus, rumor has it dat if u join, u get super powers like being able to fly on a giant eyebrow hair and shoot lasers out of ur unibrow. come on, who wouldn’t want to be part of dat craziness?! sign up now and be part of da most epic unibrow crew in all of minecraft land.

🏖️ CraftHaven | Modified Survival – Custom Enchants & More!

Beach, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, Diamond Block Economy, Enchants, family friendly, Feedback, Friendly, game mode, IMPROVEMENTS, Modified, new, Nowhitelist, Player Shops, Players, Proxynetwork, Residence Claims, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone!

We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode:Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Farms Harvested:	937
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3821	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

FunCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, amusing, comedy, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Fun, fun times, funcraft, good times, Happy, hilarious, Laughter, laughter therapy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, positive vibes, Server, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.