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I Will Never Have Real Friends Minecraft SMP

emotional pain, feeling alone, Forever Alone, Friends, friendship, Happiness, hopeless in love, Insecurities, ISOLATION, lack of intimacy, Loneliness, loneliness sucks, longing, Minecraft, never finding love, real, relationships, seeking connection, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, struggling with relationships, unfulfilled, yearning for companionship

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magic Items Found:	6667
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31

Are you tired of being a lonely blockhead in the vast world of Minecraft? Are you sick of mining alone and never finding diamonds? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being friendless or girlfriend-less again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll be drowning in friendship requests and love notes in no time. And who needs real happiness when you can have virtual happiness in our SMP? Join now and watch your virtual life transform into a never-ending adventure of fun, laughter, and ridiculous shenanigans. Don’t miss out on the chance to live your best blocky life!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	606	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

arduous responsibilities, challenging position, challenging work, demanding career, demanding role, difficult profession, difficult tasks, exhausting job, exhausting role, grueling job, hardest job, HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP, intense work, laborious tasks, overwhelming job, strenuous job, strenuous work, taxing role, tough occupation, tough responsibilities

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

awkward anecdote, awkward confession, awkward encounter, awkward experience, awkward incident, awkward memories, awkward memory, awkward mishap, awkward moment, awkward moment story., awkward situation, awkward story, awkward surprise, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, intimate moment, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187

Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, explosion, extremism, international relations, investigation, IRGC members, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Pager explosions, Report, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic event, Unrest, violence

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

BoomCraft: Round Two!

BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, explosion, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, Hezbollah attack, Hezbollah militants, Lebanese politics, Lebanon explosion, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, militant group, News, security threat, southern Lebanon, southern Lebanon incident, Tension, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5251	Players Killed by Monsters:	7582
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

Clouds Seed Rainfall

airborne particles, Atmospheric science, BOTANY, climate, Cloud formation, Clouds, ecology, Environment, findings, Fuel rainfall, meteorology, Natural phenomena, plant reproduction, Pollen, pollination, Rain, Rainfall, research, scientific discovery, Seed, Seed clouds, study, weather

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	5097	Enchantments Applied:	135
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where we make it rain with pollen! like, did u know dat pollen can seed clouds and fuel rainfall? it’s like nature’s own party trick, bro. so if u wanna be part of da coolest weather experiment ever, join us and watch as our server becomes da rainiest place in all of minecraft! plus, we got unicorns dat fart glitter and flying pigs dat drop diamonds. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make it rain pollen together!

Ages of War

action, alliances, Battles, Combat, Conflict, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Factions, Guns, Military, Modpack, multiplayer, nukes, Planes, PvP, Raiding, strategy, Survival, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7845	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Ages of War is an action-packed Minecraft server where you can use a wide range of weapons, including guns, tanks, planes, and even nukes! Players engage in strategic combat and large-scale warfare, all set in a dynamic world with an active economy and frequent small events to keep things exciting. To join, you’ll need to use the Ages of War Modpack for full compatibility. Get it here (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ages-of-war-nukes-weapons-bomb-tank) and dive into battle!

194.164.96.71:25589

Protogen MC

1.18.1, cool bases, Furrys, Minecraft, Mods, optifine, protogen, Server, Survival, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

This is a Vanilla 1.18.1 Server To Relax And Chill with Other Furrys And Protogen and to make cool bases, etc (Looking For Mods) (USE OPTIFINE) (p.s. it mandatory for texture pack to work.)

173.240.158.249:26980

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

animated short, Character Banners, Download, drip marketing, Feixiao, Flying Aureus Shot, Honkai, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, preview page, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Venture Forth to Hunt

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying Aureus shots to Lupine Rue like never before. Watch as Feixiao takes on enemies with nothing to laugh at, and witness the myriad celestia trailer featuring the arrow that seeks the stars – because why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic animated shorts that will have you taking it easy while laughing your socks off. And don’t even get us started on our current character banners – Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, Robin, Moze, Asta, Luka – they’re all here to make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Rappa and redeemable codes that will have you reaping all the rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!