hopeless country – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!
Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.
Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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Welcome to MossCraft! Where the only pet you’ll find is a blocky chicken that lays square eggs.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Custom World	Nearly 100 new biomes and 100+ structures provided by Terralith, Incendium, NullScape, and Structory
World Reset	Brand new reset on May 5th, 2024
Voice Chat	In-game voice chat available (not required)
Webmap	BlueMap webmap available
Extras	Premium pets, ranks, and particle trails available. Players can /sit and /lay in-game
Cross Platform	Supports Bedrock to play with console and mobile gamers
Gameplay	Fast leaf decay, grief prevention, no chat reports, ability to put any block as a hat, automatic server restarts, 10,000 block world border
Discord	Join our Discord and apply to join here

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without using voice chat?

A: Yes, voice chat is not required to join and play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features available for players?

A: Yes, the server offers premium pets, ranks, and particle trails. Players can also use /sit and /lay commands.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock, allowing players to play with console and mobile gamers.

Q: How can I prevent griefing on the server?

A: The server has grief prevention mechanisms in place, including logging player actions and the ability to rollback.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: Yes, there is a 10,000 block world border in place on the server.

RetroTuberCraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss Vtubers who love retro games while diving into the world of Divegrass and solving Lumi’s mysterious ARG? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things Vtubers and retro gaming!
Join us for outrageous discussions, link up with our Divegrass Team to dominate the competition, and unravel the secrets of Lumi’s ARG. We’ve got useful links to all your favorite Retro Chuubas and other threads of interest, so you’ll never run out of things to explore.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. See you there, fellow Vtuber enthusiasts!

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CloudCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blend of smart, cloud, big data, IoT, blockchain, NFTs, metaverse, and AI!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining for blockchain diamonds while fending off AI-powered creepers who are obsessed with NFTs. Build your own metaverse empire in the clouds and watch as your smart devices come to life and start crafting for you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has declared it the most epic Minecraft experience ever.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Friday!

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SibSquadShowdown
affair baby, blended family, Emotional Abuse, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, favoritism, Grandparents, half siblings, ISOLATION, neglect, photo drama, scolding, self esteem, self worth, SibSquadShowdown, standing up for yourself, step siblings, toxic relationships, Yelling
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is treated like a grandchild at grandma’s birthday party! Join us for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters that will make you question your self-esteem and family dynamics.
Are you an affair baby looking for a place where your siblings hate you and your grandparents pretend everything is fine? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to yell at your family members and get grounded for ruining grandma’s birthday photo!
But wait, there’s more! Witness outrageous family secrets, like cheating dads and terminally ill first wives, that will make you feel like you’re living in a soap opera. And don’t worry, if you were a girl instead of a guy, your feelings would definitely matter more to your dad and grandparents.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where dysfunction meets Minecraft and every day is a family reunion filled with drama and heartbreak. Join now and see if you’re the asshole in this crazy family dynamic!

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MineCraftyPros Server
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Are you a professional diamond miner? A top-tier redstone engineer? A master builder of epic castles? Well, if you make over $200k a year, then you belong on our Minecraft server for the elite! Join us and show off your wealth in the form of virtual blocks and resources. Who needs a fancy car when you can drive a virtual minecart filled with diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of emeralds. So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and your fat paycheck, then come join us!

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RespawnRanch: Where discontinued products come back to life!
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Do you ever wish you could bring back the glory days of the McRib or the excitement of Saturday morning cartoons? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the discontinued products and services you never knew you needed! Imagine riding a Blockbuster Video themed rollercoaster while munching on Crystal Pepsi and wearing your favorite pair of Heelys. Join us for a trip down memory lane and a chance to relive the best of the past in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

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FireworkFiasco2022
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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have EXPLOSIONS GALORE!
imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! a creeper explodes right in your face. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!
we also have a special event next week where all the people who spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on fireworks will whine about inflation. join us for some explosive fun and crazy shenanigans!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! explosions, fireworks, and more await you. join now and let the madness begin!

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Civ+ Semi-Civilized Anarchy: We promise only 50% chaos! Join for Grinding, KOTH, and occasional PVP!

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Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term
We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term

We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Features
Bastion: prevent enemies placing blocks in your territory.
Citadel: allows you to reinforce and protect blocks, block by block.
MeansOfProduction: lets you craft lots of custom items using a 5×5 crafting table.
Vorpal: a unique and interesting way to imprison your enemies.
JukeAlert: monitor your territory.

News

Yesterday we launched the server, and today is scheduled to be our first Meteor. Once weekly, the server will randomly select a location for a meteor to land and the players will fight for the meteor. The innovative thing about this KOTH is the fact that many people won’t be there for the loot inside the meteor. The loot is a nice bonus, but the real reason to visit a meteor is the deadly aura that surrounds the landing site. While in the aura, any Vorpal-enchanted items you hold in your inventory will be refueled. This is the only way to refuel our custom enchantment that lets you imprison people in the end. While players are in the end, they deplete the fuel on the weapon that defeated them and if the fuel hits zero they are freed.

Join today

Civ+ is live now at play.civ.plus

We also have a website explaining all of our mechanics at https://civ.plus/

Our discord can be joined using https://discord.com/invite/73BQCCU6xg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Civ+ been in development?	Civ+ has been in development for half a decade.
What makes Civ+ unique?	Civ+ allows players to enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance, popularizing the Civ genre.
What is the Meteor event?	The Meteor event is a weekly occurrence where a meteor lands in a random location for players to fight over for loot and refueling of Vorpal-enchanted items.
How can I join Civ+?	You can join Civ+ by connecting to `play.civ.plus` and visiting our website and discord for more information.

ToonCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. But beware, the llama has a mischievous streak and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a horde of angry chickens.
Once you’ve proven your worth to the llama, you’ll gain access to our exclusive “Disco Dimension” where the party never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn special rewards for showing off your best dance moves.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be the next pig racing champion or will you end up face-planting into a pile of mud? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Post you’re toon and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky llama!

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LolcowCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!
Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

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