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Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Africans, Boomers, Chavs, cultural diversity, deanos, discrimination, FEMINISTS, generational divide, giganormies, hate, hopeless country, judgemental, Minecraft, muslims, nerdy losers, prejudice, racism, Server, ShitCraft, shithole, societal issues, Stereotypes, Ultimate, Whites

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

BLOCK, coping strategies, Crafting, depression, Exercise, Happiness, healthy habits, journaling, medication, medication management, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, recovery journey, self help books, self-care, Social Connections, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no luck? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give you hugs instead of explosions, and the pigs ride on saddled chickens!

Our server is so magical that even Endermen have started breakdancing instead of stealing blocks. And if you ever feel down, just hop on our server and watch as the sun rises in the shape of a smiley face, guaranteed to lift your spirits. So come join us and let our wacky world of wonder bring a smile to your face and help you mine away your worries!

ConesAndCreeperz

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ice cream cones are the key to survival! no, seriously, you gotta eat ice cream cones to stay alive in this crazy world. but don’t worry, we have all the flavors you could ever imagine, from bacon and eggs to pickle juice swirl.

our server is run by a group of deranged penguins who are obsessed with ice cream and will stop at nothing to make sure you have a cone in hand at all times. they may be cute, but they are ruthless when it comes to dessert.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary ice cream mountain, where the cones are made of pure gold and the sprinkles are actually diamonds. but be warned, the mountain is guarded by a giant ice cream monster who will do anything to protect his precious treats.

so come on over and join the madness, where ice cream cones are edible portion control and the only way to survive in this wacky world. trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Tangles

Adventure, alchemist, Allies, artificer, Bracelets, Cook, coop, Discord, Dungeons, Factions, Fishing, Loot, Lore, Minecraft, Minibosses, Puzzles, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Server, specialization, WATCHMAKER

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	99
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

The Tangles (tangles.mcserver.us) is a newly released Minecraft server hand-crafted from the ground up by an experienced RPG gamer looking to bring a totally unique and engaging approach to the Minecraft RPG formula. Battle through dungeons with your allies for unique rewards, explore the shattered world of the Tangles in the cataclysmic aftermath of a rogue god’s meddling, and navigate the twisted political realities of the strange and varied factions you will encounter, all with one overarching goal: becoming as strong as you can be.

The Tangles Minecraft Server

Outfit yourself and your allies with the best bracelets in the game as a Watchmaker, brew exotic and mundane concoctions for any situation as an Alchemist, create facsimiles of life and servitude as an Artificer, trace ancient symbols onto paper for magical and unexpected effects as a Scribe, or simply keep everyone fed as efficiently (and tastily) as possible as a Cook! Or, you know, just fish all the time and call it a day.

The Tangles Minecraft Server

Exploration can reveal things such as new quests, jumping puzzles, minibosses to battle (and later rechallenge for unique loot!), riddles, and hidden archery targets, all of which give unique and massively-empowering consumables or equipment to make your adventures in the Tangles more and more the way you want them to be.

Now released, you can join the Discord for the server (https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q) in order to keep up with development, make suggestions, ask questions, and join in the release of this exciting new server! All the passion of a solo developer with many unique systems to explore on top of it. I take a lot of pride in how much effort has gone into the content that’s here, from 90% of the NPCs being fully animated with new idle animations, to significant amounts of engaging NPC conversations with branching paths.

In-game preview images attached to this post. Many more preview images are available on the Discord server.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q

TL;DR Tangles is a newly-released RPG with tons of custom stuff, custom crafting, exploration, evil gods, get overpowered, have fun, solo project, come give your thoughts!

tangles.mcserver.us

The Tangles: Where Squidward is the true ruler and SpongeBob rules the land (and sea)! 1.20.4

1.20.4, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Challenges, Consumables, Cook, Development, Discord, Equipment, facsimiles, fisherman, jumping puzzles, Land, MAGICAL, Paper, Potions, Riddles, Roleplay, Ruler, rules, scribe, sea, spongebob, squidward, symbols, Tangles, True, WATCHMAKER

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Evil Twin Fights:	2

The Tangles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Tangles
Server Type	Minecraft RPG
Unique Features	Dungeons, factions, quests, unique rewards
Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. What makes The Tangles server unique?

The Tangles server offers a hand-crafted RPG experience with dungeons, factions, unique rewards, and engaging quests that set it apart from traditional Minecraft servers.

2. How can I join The Tangles server?

You can join The Tangles server by connecting to the IP: tangles.mcserver.us and joining the Discord community for updates and interactions.

3. What are the different roles or professions available on The Tangles server?

Players can choose to be a Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook, each with unique abilities and specialties to enhance gameplay.

4. What kind of content can players expect to find in The Tangles server?

Exploration in The Tangles can lead to new quests, jumping puzzles, miniboss battles, riddles, hidden archery targets, and various consumables or equipment rewards to customize your adventure.

5. How can I stay updated on server developments and provide feedback?

You can join the Discord for The Tangles server (Discord Link) to stay informed about updates, make suggestions, ask questions, and engage with the community.

Nemlei’s Never-ending Minecraft Server

anticipation, Beyond, christmas, episode 2, Game, game development, Minecraft, Nemlei, Nemleis, Neverending, next year, October, out, Release, release date, remaining episodes, Schedule, Server, stated, Surprise, work, work load, year

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of waiting for new episodes of your favorite game to come out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we release all episodes at once! That’s right, no more waiting around for months on end, just binge-play to your heart’s content.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where time is a mere suggestion. Who needs to wait for Christmas next year for the next episode when you can jump into the action right now? Plus, rumor has it that Nemlei herself is a secret player on our server, so you might just run into her while exploring.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of instant gratification like never before!

LawbreakingLegends Minecraft SMP

character classes, CliffyB, competitive, decade ahead, failed launch, fast paced action, Fast-paced, First Person Shooter, futuristic, gaming industry, gravity-defying, high skill ceiling, Innovative, Lawbreakers, LawbreakingLegends, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, smp, team-based, Underrated, unique mechanics, video games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so cutting-edge, CliffyB himself was almost a decade ahead of the curve with this one!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, diamond armor fashion shows, and secret underground lairs filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Notch himself left a hidden message in the code of our server, leading to a secret realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to uncover this mystical land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

FantasyCraft: Dreaming of Diamonds!

Alternate Realities, aspirations, daydreaming, daydreams, Desires, diamonds, dream scenarios, dreaming, dreams, escapism, fantasies, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, flights of fancy, ideal scenarios, idealized situations, imagination, longing, mental escapes, Reverie, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Do you fantasize about riding a giant chicken into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Or maybe you dream of building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules). Build a castle made of cake, ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and let your fantasies run wild in a world where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

ReelectMaduroSnitchCraft

authoritarianism, civil liberties, Democracy, detain, Dictatorship, election poll watchers, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, Maduro, Oppression, political dissent, Political unrest, Protesters, Questioning, reelection.., ReelectMaduroSnitchCraft, Report, security forces, Surveillance, Venezuela

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. Like, one time, this dude tried to build a giant potato castle but it got attacked by flying llamas. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep came and started breakdancing. It was wild, man.

And get this, our admin is like, a wizard or something. He can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little bunnies. Plus, he once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ volcano.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? It’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. We’ve got DJ Villager spinning sick beats and Endermen doing the robot dance. It’s off the chain, dude.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server out there, hit us up. Just be prepared for anything, ’cause on this server, anything can happen. And I mean anything.

CancerCraft: The Obesity Epidemic

20th Century, cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer rates, cancer risk, CancerCraft, disease prevention, environmental factors, Epidemic, genetics, health, health education, health trends, Healthcare, Lifestyle, Medical research, obesity, parents, public health, risk factors, US study, younger generations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we fight cancer with pixelated swords and diamond armor! Our server is so lit, it’s like a virtual hospital for your health, bro!

We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!

Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!

Stealz SMP: Where stealing in Minecraft is encouraged! Join now for a lifesteal experience!

Adventure, Alliance, Anarchy, application, Cunning, danger, Discord, encouraged, epic journey, Experience, Forge, Join, launch date, LifeSteal, LIMITED, lives, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, smp, steal, stealing, Stealz, strategy, Survival, thief, ultimate survivor

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	156	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	9058

Theivez SMP Server Overview

🎉Hello, Adventurer!🎉

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey where cunning, strategy, and survival skills are key? We invite you to join Theivez SMP, the most thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server where every moment is a test of your mettle.

Launch Date: 1-2 days (if we get the people)

What is Theivez SMP?

Theivez SMP is a unique Minecraft server where every player starts with a limited number of lives. The twist? You can steal lives from other players! Outsmart your opponents, forge alliances, and become the ultimate survivor in a world where danger lurks around every corner.

How to Join:

join the discord https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB
fill out an application
and wait for the server to be launched

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Theivez SMP free to play?	Yes, Theivez SMP is free to play.
How many lives do players start with?	Players start with a limited number of lives, which can be stolen from other players.
Can players form alliances?	Yes, players can forge alliances to survive in the dangerous world of Theivez SMP.
What happens if a player loses all their lives?	If a player loses all their lives, they will be out of the game until the server resets.