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Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Africans, Boomers, Chavs, cultural diversity, deanos, discrimination, FEMINISTS, generational divide, giganormies, hate, hopeless country, judgemental, Minecraft, muslims, nerdy losers, prejudice, racism, Server, ShitCraft, shithole, societal issues, Stereotypes, Ultimate, Whites

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MineCraftCash100

$100 bill, awkward situations, Birthday Party, children, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift opening, gift pile, Gratitude, MineCraftCash100, no gifts, parenting, party guests, party planning, social norms, spoiled, unexpected gifts

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5632
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5251
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the loot is as epic as a seven-year-old’s birthday party! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous gifts.

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a birthday party where the invite said “no gifts,” but some players just couldn’t resist bringing presents. One player, let’s call them Joe, shows up empty-handed and feels so embarrassed that they quickly whip up a virtual card with a $100 bill inside. The reactions from the other players are priceless, and the drama unfolds as Joe sulks in the corner while his partner, Sue, acts like it’s all part of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our server and uncover hidden treasures, crazy quests, and a community that will keep you on your toes. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyHacks Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, craftyhacks, customer hacks, customer tips, hidden tricks, industry hacks, industry hacks exposed, industry hacks leaked, industry hacks revealed, industry hacks uncovered, industry insider, industry knowledge, industry loopholes, industry secrets, industry shortcuts, industry tips, industry tricks, insider knowledge, Minecraft, Server, trade secrets

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Holy Grails Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hack in the industry! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret loot chests hidden in the most unexpected places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. Our server is so sneaky, even the admins don’t know where all the goodies are hidden!

But that’s not all – we have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire world is filled with explosive surprises, and “Zombie Apocalypse Weekends” where the undead take over and players must fight for survival. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that poops diamonds!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and uncover all the industry secrets that will have you laughing and crying at the same time? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

BlockBurnoutMC

annoyance, BlockBurnoutMC, can’t stand, discontent, displeasure, dissatisfaction, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, fed up, fed up with, Frustration, had enough, Irritation, sick and tired of, sick of, tired of, vexation, weariness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you sick and tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

AFP, anti-Semitic, CakeCraft, children’s birthday cake, community response, controversial, cultural insensitivity, extremism, freedom of expression, Hamas-themed, HORRIFYING, Ignoring extremism, investigation, Jewish community, legal action, Minecraft, offensive, Outrage, Probe, religious symbols, Server, social media backlash, Sydney bakery

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures. like, one time, we had this birthday party for little timmy, right? and someone made this insane cake that looked like a giant creeper, but it was also, like, a portal to the nether or something. it was wild, man.

and, like, we have this rule where we don’t allow any extremism, so you won’t have to worry about any crazy stuff happening here. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic structures out of blocks. no hate allowed, bro.

come join us on this server, where the only thing that’s horrifying is how awesome our builds are. the jewish community would be proud of the crazy stuff we’re doing here. so, like, come on and join the fun, bro. let’s build some epic stuff together.

CannonFodderCraft

aid, Alliance, cannon fodder, CannonFodderCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, north korean, pentagon, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	5801
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, if you don’t, north korean troops will be used as cannon fodder in ukraine by russia! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? so, join our server and save those poor troops from their doom! plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for days. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be a hero in more ways than one!

HairCraft: Food Edition

Edition, Food, food cleanliness, food contamination, food inspection, food inspection standards, food preparation, food quality, Food Safety, food sanitation, gross, hair in food, HairCraft, hygiene, long hairs, short hairs, UNNOTICED, unnoticed contaminants, unnoticed food contaminants, unnoticed food debris, unnoticed food particles, unnoticed hygiene issues, unnoticed particles

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

join dis minecraft server if u wanna find out what it feels like to eat hair in ur food!! we have a special plugin that adds random hairs to ur virtual food so u can feel the thrill of finding a surprise in every bite.

but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.

plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).

PsychoCraft: Arousal Agency

agency.., arousal, arousal response, Behavior, cognitive psychology, findings, high arousal, Human Behavior, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, neuroscience, personality disorders, personality traits, PsychoCraft, psychological traits, Psychology, psychopathic traits, reduced effect, research, sense of agency, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, study

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Enchantments Applied:	225

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Lan-Party-Lowtech

Biomancy, Community, compute craft, Create, Discord, Download, Expansion, Exploration, farmers delight, Forge, Friends, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Pack, Server, setup, Survival, Technology, vs2

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

My forge server with a truck ton of mods mainly consisting of exploration stuffs, create and its addons, and farmers delight and its add ons along with a large amount of other stuff like vs2, compute craft, and stuff like biomancy. anyone is welcome and i can help with setting you up if youre struggling. server was orriginally for a group of friends but looking to expand. id love to see more people on and you can download the pack on our discord which is https://discord.gg/djZWMgQZKJ

omega.yamishdoy.com:10100

Craft Bucket

24/7, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, custom generation, Daily Rewards, Fun, Home and Spawn commands, Land Claim, Many Plugins, No Keep Inventory, Ranks, Shops, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Divine Spears Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Survival,No Keep Inventory,Fun,24/7,Shops,Home and Spawn commands,Crossplay and Land Claim,Ranks and Crates,Daily Rewards,Custom Generation,Tpa and Many Plugins.

craftbucket.bounceme.net

Typical SMP

1.20.4, 13, admin abuse, Awesome, Builds, chicken, chickens, Community, Discord, Minecraft, pay to win, phallic machines, Plugins, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Streamers, Survival, survival server, Typical SMP, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ores Mined:	2476
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Just a Typical SMP.A 1.20.4 survival server. No pay-to-win. No Admin abuse. Just a good old fashioned, mostly vanilla Minecraft server with some useful plugins, sick builds, and an awesome community. It’s 13+ as per Discord’s TOS (as you must join the Discord to be whitelisted). Whether you indulge in chicken-related shenanigans or building flying phallic machines, anyone is welcome.

Streamers are welcome 😀

78.108.218.22:25667