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How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
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Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

ChinkoidsCraft SMP – The Efficiency Masters

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness of the real world and enter a realm where Chinkoids reign supreme! Join us as we embark on epic quests to discover the lost art of using utensils other than bamboo sticks.

But beware, these Chinkoids are not your average villagers. They have mastered the art of rice-eating to a whole new level. Rumor has it that they can consume a mountain of rice in just one sitting!

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of rice. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the true potential of the Chinkoids!

WifelessVacay Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of blocky fun!

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t handle money? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is responsible for their own virtual currency. No more arguments over who spent what on diamond pickaxes!

Join us on epic adventures to Europe… in Minecraft! Our virtual plane tickets cost a fraction of the real ones, and you won’t have to worry about credit card debt holding you back. Plus, our resort is free for all players, so you can save your virtual money for fun activities in-game.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

WTFWifeStoleMyCarCraft

anger, belongings, car theft, Communication, Confrontation, Convertible, expensive items, forgetfulness, Frustration, Marriage, negligence, possessions, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, WTFWifeStoleMyCarCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leaving your top down is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with convertible chaos and outrageous adventures.

Forget about griefing and PvP, the real challenge here is remembering to put the top back up on your car before you log off. Will you be the one to break the record for the most items stolen due to negligence? Only time will tell!

Join now and experience the thrill of losing $10,000+ worth of in-game items because your spouse can’t remember to close the roof. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to frustration to pure hilarity. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

TimeWastersAnonymous

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Have you ever tried building a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up exercise! We once had a player who built an entire functioning roller coaster out of lava and minecarts – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players train their feathered friends to take over the world (or at least the server). Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a horde of clucking chickens marching into battle against a pack of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair where all the pigs are plotting their bacon revolution. See you there!

WeedCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Cannabis, cannabis culture, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug prohibition, drug reform, drug trade, drug trafficking, finally over, law enforcement, legalization, marijuana legalization, Minecraft, Saga, Server, Southeast Asia, Thai government, thailand, Weed, WeedCraft

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild ride through a jungle filled with Thailand weed!

Join us on this epic adventure as we search for the legendary Thailand weed that will bring peace and harmony to the Minecraft world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, trying to steal our precious weed!

But fear not, for we have the power of friendship and teamwork on our side. Together, we will conquer the Thailand weed saga and become the ultimate weed warriors of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s blaze our way to victory! Let’s get lit and have a blast on this insane Minecraft server like no other!

BaseCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone

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yo yo yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the EU is talkin bout us! we got all the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles u ever seen.

we even got a secret base called “The Base” where we do all our top secret missions and stuff. but don’t worry, we ain’t no neo-nazis, we just like to pretend we’re super spies and stuff.

so come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft land, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops. plus, we got free pizza every friday, so u know it’s gonna be a party!

BlinkCraft: Lost Time & Vision

Awareness, BlinkCraft, blinking, Focus, Lost, lost time, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Perception, productivity, self reflection, Time, time awareness, time lost, Time management, time passing, time perception, vision

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so, why not spend that time on a minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? join our server and experience the joy of building a house out of floating bacon blocks, riding on giant chickens, and battling evil unicorns with laser eyes.

our server is so epic, it once had a creeper throw a surprise party for steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT.

if you join us, you’ll also get to participate in our annual “sheep surfing” competition, where players ride on the backs of sheep through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored wool.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those evil unicorns).

SepsisSpeedrun

Bacterial infection, blood tests, critical care, decrease wait times, diagnostic tools, early detection, Healthcare, HOURS, infectious diseases, innovative solutions, laboratory testing, medical advancements, medical technology, Nature, patient outcomes, Rapid diagnosis, researchers, sepsis tests, SepsisSpeedrun, septic shock, timely treatment

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lol ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and BAM u r instantly transported to a world where u can build ur own sepsis tests out of blocks! no more waiting days for results, now u can get them in just hours!

but wait, there’s more! not only can u test for sepsis, but u can also battle sepsis-infected mobs that are trying to take over the server! u gotta use ur quick thinking and building skills to save the day and become the ultimate sepsis warrior!

join now for the most intense and life-saving minecraft experience of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Funland Network

Asia Best Minecraft Server Ritwik The Founder Staff team 24/7 support Ticket system Gamemodes PvP Bedwars LifeSteal Servers Public Voting Active Environment Players Games Fun Community Network Owner, Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Funland Network is the Best Minecraft Server in Asia!

The Staff team is Active 24/7 that means you can get support at any time. You just need to create a Ticket and you will get reply as soon as possible!

Funland Network currently have many gamemodes in PvP and they are working to add more games time to time! Also the Network is running Bedwars and The Best LifeSteal Servers for the public!

Don’t Forget to Vote!

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MythoMc Network

1.16.5, 1.20.4, 1.21, Adventures, bedrock, Community, Discord, Economy, Experience, Friends, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, MythoMc Network, Plugins, Port 25567, PvP, Server, Store, Survival, Unique

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WELCOME! Discover the exciting community of MythoMC Network, a Minecraft Java and Bedrock server (1.16.5 to 1.21 Port 25567)

Enjoy the Survival 1.20.4 modes Wide variety of plugins that enhance the gaming experience.

Don’t wait any longer and join your friends to live unforgettable adventures on this unique server!

DISCORD: https://discord.mythomc.com STORE: https://store.mythomc.com

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Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
New Chunks Explored:	501378	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Towns Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4690	Ores Mined:	4268
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ores Mined:	6218	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crops Grown:	1177

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	8364
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

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