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BlockBusterCraft
Are creepers blowing up your hard work? Is a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks? Fear not, for on our server, we have a secret weapon to keep you going during tough times – unlimited cake! That’s right, whenever you’re feeling down, just chow down on some delicious cake and watch your worries melt away. Plus, our resident llama therapist is always available for a quick chat if you need some emotional support. So why wait? Join our server today and let the cake-fueled fun begin! -
SolariCraft
It is important to take care of the patient, to be followed by the patient, but it will happen at such a time that there is a lot of work and pain. For to come to the smallest detail, no one should practice any kind of work unless he derives some benefit from it. Do not be angry with the pain in the reprimand in the pleasure he wants to be a hair from the pain in the hope that there is no breeding. Unless they are blinded by lust, they do not come out; they are in fault who abandon their duties and soften their hearts, that is toil.
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California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).
So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.
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LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyChristmasWish
Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.
But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.
So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?
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Wild Kemono Friends 1.21.4
Bruh, forget about that lame Kemono Friends, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated animals that actually do cool stuff like dance the Macarena and sing Taylor Swift songs.And get this, our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and zombies. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with less fire and more glowstone.
Plus, we have custom-built roller coasters that go through the End dimension and past a dragon’s lair. It’s like Six Flags on steroids, bro.
So ditch the dead anime and come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Kemono Friends when you can have blocky buddies and epic adventures?
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Crafty Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join now to experience the thrill of navigating through six new navigators, completing quests with demons, and uncovering leaks about the Raidou project on SteamDB.But that’s not all – we also have a partial translation patch for PC-98, a Kickstarter for a Shin Megami Tensei board game (yes, you read that right), and fusion tools for real fusion autists (you know who you are). And don’t forget about the 3DS texture packs, the digital streaming services for the Digital Devil Saga soundtracks, and the old neocities site with outdated but still useful info.
But be warned, there are schizos lurking around, so be sure to avoid interacting with them at all costs. And remember, there is no hope. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the chaos!
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Half Gone Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring, well-functioning Minecraft servers? Do you thrive in chaos and dysfunction? Then boy, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where half of the server is gone, but we’re still chugging along like nothing happened. It’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants. Who needs a fully functioning server anyway? Come join the madness and see if you can survive in this barely functioning world. Just remember, we don’t plan on ending anytime soon, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride! -
Crafty Cancer Chronicles Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is llama spit and the only rule is to never trust a chicken wearing sunglasses.Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and explore the depths of the Nether with your trusty pet rock named Steve.
But beware, the server is also home to the legendary EL Salvador cancer anon, a mysterious entity that roams the land in search of players to challenge to dance-offs. Will you be able to out-dance this elusive creature and claim its enchanted disco ball as your prize?
So come on, what’s your story? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!