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PickeringPvP: No Boo Hoos, Just Blocky Battles!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ores Mined:	7515
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	225

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a magical land where you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride on a unicorn through a rainbow forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking chicken. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the lava pit arena. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? It’s like, the coolest place in the whole Minecraft universe, dude.

Crafty Girls’ Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News events GF1, News events GF2, News events PNC, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, for starters, our server is filled with mystical creatures like unicorns, dragons, and even talking chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that we have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a quest system that will take you on wild adventures through enchanted forests, haunted caves, and even a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life! Just remember, no seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates allowed. And make sure to lurk for 2 months before posting – it’s a rite of passage, trust us.

Blue Sky Minecraft SMP – Better Than Twitter Now

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Animals Bred:	182
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of the drama on Twitter? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is better than Twitter now! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato. But instead of getting mad, we all laughed and turned it into a potato-themed party zone. That’s the kind of fun you can expect here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with glowstone and funky music. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Twitter behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs tweets when you can have epic builds and hilarious shenanigans with us?

Raw Animal Magnetism Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal, animal magnetism, boring cuck, dating game, dating tips, EXCITEMENT, importance of novelty, importance of spontaneity, importance of unpredictability, Kek, love, magnetism, Minecraft, novelty, Passion, Raw, raw attraction, relationships, Robots, romance, Server, spontaneity, Thrill, unpredictability

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	8136
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest dating game you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Forget about raw animal magnetism, here we have unpredictable mobs, spontaneous creeper explosions, and novelty builds that will blow your mind! And if you’re worried about being a boring cuck, don’t even think about it because on our server, being a kek is the only way to survive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let your inner kek shine on our epic Minecraft server!

Prison Penpal Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	600811
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	3399	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s crazier than finding love on a prison penpal site! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Who needs a boring old dating app when you can find your true love while building epic structures and battling mobs? So come join us and see if you can find your Minecraft soulmate in the most unexpected of places. Just be prepared for a love story that’s more complicated than trying to craft a diamond sword with your eyes closed.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clan, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Admit It Minecraft Server

Admit, Admit it, animated series, Anime, asuka, best girl, best girl Misato, corrupted story, evangelion, japanese animation, mecha anime, Minecraft, misato, NERV, no reason to watch, original scope, perfect movie, perfect show, REBUILDS, Rei, Server, SHINJI, SLOP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of watching the Evangelion rebuilds and feeling like your soul has been crushed by disappointment? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to never let you down like those movies did! Plus, Misato is obviously the best girl and you’ll find plenty of fellow fans who agree with you here. So come on, leave the rebuilds in the dust and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

The Final Chapter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	269
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with futa eighteen adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of futa eighteen warriors and a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because our futa eighteen heroes always come out on top, thanks to their epic skills and, um, unique abilities.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground futa eighteen society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Will you be brave enough to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the futa eighteen world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the futa eighteen madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building epic structures underwater.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the ninja while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOL You Guys Still Watch Wrestling After 2004? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old wrestling matches from 2004? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of wrestling, you can battle it out with creepers, zombies, and skeletons in epic PvP battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you will be granted the power to lay golden eggs!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with villagers and iron golems. Just be careful not to break out your best dance moves too close to the lava pit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers)!

Nice People Minecraft Server

Behavior, Canadians, Community, Cultural differences, cultural immersion, Empathy, experiences, fake nice, friendliness, genuine, Hospitality, Kindness, living abroad, Minecraft, Nice, nicest people, people, Perception, Polite, Server, social interactions, social norms, Stereotypes, warmth

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just fake nice like Canadians? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are genuinely insane! We have players who will build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit just for fun. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a chaotic circus with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner crazy and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before!