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PickeringPvP: No Boo Hoos, Just Blocky Battles!

Accountability, Backlash, Battles, blocky, boo, Boo hoo, Canada, Comments.., controversy, criticism, Democracy, election, Ethics, foreign interference, Government, Hoos, mp, News, ontario, Pickering, PickeringPvP, Politics, public opinion, ROASTED, scandal, social media

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a magical land where you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride on a unicorn through a rainbow forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking chicken. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the lava pit arena. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? It’s like, the coolest place in the whole Minecraft universe, dude.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

/southcone, argentina, Brazil, caribbean invasion, Chile, culture, demographics, economic stability, Economy, general, high incomes, high standard of living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Paraguay, PixelPals, political stability, prosperity, Server, south america, south american continent, Uruguay

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Southern Cone region of South America has been transformed into a blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride through Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and even southern Brazil, São Paulo, and Paraguay – all in pixelated glory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our players enjoy a higher standard of living than anywhere else in the Minecraft world. Our economy is booming, with diamonds and emeralds aplenty for all to mine. Plus, our server is known for its political stability – no griefers or trolls allowed here!

But that’s not all – we have a Caribbean invasion going on that you won’t want to miss. Pirates, parrots, and treasure hunts await you on our server. And if you’re feeling a bit lost in the game, don’t worry – our friendly community is here to help you navigate through the blocky wonders of the Southern Cone.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual life filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a few llama friends along the way? See you in-game!

Put Tariffs On Chinese Imports Minecraft SMP

America First, blockquotepPut, blue collar workers, bring back manufacturing, Chinese, Chinese imports, deport Mexicans, economic nationalism, economic policy, factory jobs, global trade, immigration, Imports, Job Opportunities, job security, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, political beliefs, political ideology, protectionism, SMPpblockquote, Tariffs, trade war, Trump supporters, Working class

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of just mining and crafting in Minecraft? Do you want a server where you can truly make a difference in the virtual world? Well, look no further than our server! We have implemented tariffs on Chinese imports and deported all the Mexicans to bring back manufacturing in our virtual world. Why do Trump supporters want to work at a factory so much, you ask? Because here, you can mine for diamonds while also making America great again! Join us now and be a part of our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Ability to sit/lie/crawl, airdrops, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, automine, Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas, Blocks with private, Buyer, Caches, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Construction area, Creative, custom commands, Dance, date head database, Donat world, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, effects, Elevators, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free cases with donation, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, IMPROVEMENTS, In-game console, Islands, Items at lvl X, King of the Mountains, Large Online, Lucky blocks, menu, mystics, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Portals, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Relics, report system, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, salary, sex, Shop, Skin illumination, Skyblock, Spheres, Spit, Spleef, Survival, Tasks, TNT Run, tops, trampolines, transformation into mobs, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whales, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6037	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

TCP.MineRich.net

PixelPals Minecraft Server

bilibili, Delutaya, dooby3D, Entertainment, Ex-Hololive Global, Ex-members, fanbase, Gaming, hololive, Japanese vtuber, KsonONAIR, Live streaming, Mikenekoko, Minecraft, NotNamie, Online Community, PixelPals, Ricaaach, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 結城さくな

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Buildings Constructed:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-hololive members who have taken over the virtual world. From Delutaya causing chaos with her pranks to KsonONAIR building giant statues of themselves, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have Mikenekoko leading expeditions to find rare treasures, NotNamie hosting epic dance parties, and Ricaaach creating mind-blowing redstone contraptions. And let’s not forget about Dooby3d, who is constantly trolling unsuspecting players with hilarious traps and tricks.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary 結城さくな and embark on a quest to save the virtual world from certain doom. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Magia SMP Record: Puella SMP Magi SMP Madoka SMP Magica SMP Side SMP Story Minecraft SMP

Cock Tower, Exedra, Exedra YouTube, forms, google play, Homura, Infohump, Kaiten PV, Madoka, madoka magica, magi, Magia, magia record, magica, MagiReco Story, Minecraft, Original Contents, PMMM, Puella, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, RECORD, Remember Your Friends, Service Completed, Side, side story, sisters, smp, Steam, Story, thank you

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant floating cock tower (yes, you read that right). But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with magical girls from Magia Record who are ready to battle it out for supremacy. And don’t forget about our exclusive Kaiten PV ver. Homura, where you can watch Homura spin in circles for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have a spreadsheet dedicated to remembering all your friends on the server, because who has time to actually remember people’s usernames? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can check out our Exedra YouTube channel for some MagiReco Story content that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes (except griefing – seriously, don’t do that).

Squall is literally me Minecraft server

Appearance, comparison, emotional connection, Identity, introspection, LITERALLY, look like this, me, Minecraft, personal style, Personality, physical traits, relatability, resemblance, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-expression, self-identification, self-image, self-perception, Server, Similarity, Squall

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy circus on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper rodeo – it’s a blast!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombie villagers and skeleton archers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

23andme, banking information, Blackmail, child kidnapping, crypto accounts, cybersecurity, data privacy, data security, Home Invasion, Indian pajeet, Leaks.., Microsoft employee, Minecraft, online privacy, passwords, personal data, privacy breach, Procrastinator, selling data, smp, stock accounts, user information, windows, windows 11, work information

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Towns Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

Kamala Komeback Minecraft Server

Campaign, COMEBACK, control, Donations, election, Fight, kamala, Komeback, Mario Nawfal, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, Recounts, Server, social media, Status, strategy, Support, trannies, trump, Trust the plan, Victory, WIN

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4545	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Kamala is raking in the dough for recounts that will totally sink Trump…or so she thinks! Trannies are running the show here, but don’t worry, they’ve got a master plan that involves lots of diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us if you want to be part of the craziest political drama Minecraft has ever seen. When we fight, we always win…or at least we respawn and try again! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous server out there. Just click the link and let the chaos begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoobMaster69’s Minecraft SMP: this wont change anything for incels

bar, CHANGE, club, DATING, hate, incel community, incel culture, Incels, involuntary celibates, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, NoobMaster69s, rejection, relationships, self improvement, sex, sexy women, smp, social dynamics, societal expectations, spectators of life, toxic masculinity, Wont

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	1219	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mines Excavated:	2678
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely incel, watching from the sidelines as everyone else has fun? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as sexy pixelated women try to have sex with you – virtually, of course. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have virtual ones in our server?

But beware, joining our server may just make you hate women even more, as you realize that even in the Minecraft world, they still won’t give you the time of day. So come on, join us and let the incel rage flow through you as you navigate through our crazy world filled with pixelated temptations.

BlockyPersona – Minecraft Server

Arena, art, Birthday Chart, BlockyPersona, Draw Corner, Episode Aigis, guides, Media assets, Minecraft, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, Persona, persona 3, persona 3 reload, persona 5, persona 5 the phantom x, Persona Concerts, Persona General, Persona ISO, Server, Spammer Tech, Stage Plays

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We have secret domains that expire in the future, mysterious links to Persona content, and a birthday chart that will blow your mind! Our server is so epic, even the Persona characters themselves are dying to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a special Draw Corner archive that will inspire your creativity and a Spammer Tech section that will leave you laughing for days. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!