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Nothing Happens Here

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	127
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Towns Built:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	92
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Items Found:	8071	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Emeralds Found:	8403	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	163
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!