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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9965 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4869 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
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