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Mystic Craft Land 1.20.4

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, because on this server, you can watch me get my dick sucked on kik Jitterdug! I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s totally legit! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness for yourself!

NoLoveLostMC

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8160	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Crops Grown:	8133	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5475	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

TipsyTeaseCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8335	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like the time I invited a girl to a house party and she ended up flirting with my friend. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama like in this story, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell after playing on our server!

Casual Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!

Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

KissCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4083
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.

We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!

Blocky Booty Quest

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, love is just a few blocks away! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a pixelated paradise where romance blooms like never before.

Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!

CreeperConfessions

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old drama on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with scandalous secrets and juicy gossip!

Imagine this: you and your best friend used to mine together, but then you found a diamond (or should I say, a new husband) and things got a little rocky. But fear not, because on our server, we embrace all the drama and chaos that comes with relationships in the Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden pasts, secret hookups, and scandalous affairs between players. Who knew that crafting and building could lead to such spicy situations?

So come on over to our server and let the drama unfold! Who needs boring old quests and adventures when you can have a front row seat to all the Minecraft love triangles and betrayals? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PhoneSnoopersRUs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is so exhilarating, it’s like snooping through your ex’s phone to uncover a scandalous secret! But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your curiosity – in fact, we encourage it! Who knows what kind of juicy drama you’ll uncover while playing on our server?

And just like the ex-girlfriend in this story, we promise not to cheat on you with some random guy we met before the breakup. Our loyalty to our players is unwavering, even in the face of temptation!

So come join us on our server for a gaming experience that’s as thrilling and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	8025	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

TestedCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6374
Void Gems Collected:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who gets the last diamond! No need to worry about STIs here, just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to blow up your hard work. Plus, we have a special feature where if you hook up with two of your friends in-game, you get a special diamond sword! Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you count the time Steve stole all your diamonds, that’s a whole other story.

EuroAsiaGhostHunters

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like, the most haunted server in the world. like, legit, there are ghost creepers and zombie skeletons roaming around everywhere. but don’t worry, they’re all friendly and just wanna play minecraft with u.

also, did u know that this server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? it’s like, totally insane, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at spawn? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but if u can defeat the chicken, all the riches are yours.

so, like, if u wanna have the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the ghost creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Tax Credit Craft: Affordable Housing Edition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4091
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	293	Dragon Eggs Found:	1093
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more surprises than a clown car at a circus!

thanks to the magical powers of our server, you can now pay your rent and mortgage with virtual diamonds and emeralds! no more stressing about money, just mine and build your way to financial freedom!

we have so much fun that even the creepers are dancing! come join us and never worry about moving again because you can afford to stay in your virtual house forever! it’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and start living your best blocky life! who needs the real world when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? let’s gooooooo!

ATM9 To The Moon – Where T-Money’s Minecraft Dreams Take Off

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	109
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	6041
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Alien Abductions:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Modpack	All The Mods 9 To The Sky
Server Address	atm9tts.tmoneymc.net
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What modpack is the server running?	All The Mods 9 To The Sky
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server address: atm9tts.tmoneymc.net
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes! Join our Discord server here
Is there lag on the server?	We are constantly working to ensure minimal lag for the best possible experience for our members
How can I check the server status?	You can check the server status here

Keiji’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can trade with talking chickens who have a knack for finding the rarest items. Want a diamond sword? Just ask Cluckington and he’ll hook you up.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with. Join our server and you might just become besties with a giant, fire-breathing lizard.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Zoolander’s Minecraft Server – Where Male Modelling Meets Blocks

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Listen up, without joining our Minecraft server, block building wouldn’t be what it is today! Our server is so epic that even Derek Zoolander himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he built a pixel-perfect replica of his famous “Blue Steel” pose out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about the time when Steve from Minecraft challenged him to a build battle and Derek totally schooled him with his impeccable building skills. So if you want to reach male model levels of greatness in the world of Minecraft, then you better join our server ASAP!

FosterFamCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	4576
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	882147	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like the OP in this post.

Looking for a server where you can navigate complex family dynamics while also building epic structures? Look no further! We have players with unique backgrounds and stories, just like the OP who has a part-time foster kid, a girlfriend, and now two unexpected nieces to take care of.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can debate whether it’s okay to prioritize one child over another and navigate the complexities of relationships. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on in and join the fun, because you never know what crazy situation will pop up next!

BlockParty911

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this gas station encounter? Look no further! Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a delivery truck blocks your path. But wait, it gets better. The driver starts giving you attitude and refuses to move until he’s done unloading his precious cargo. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is inspired by real-life gas station drama!

But that’s not all. We’ve got cops, car crashes, and even a Karen moment thrown into the mix. Who needs scripted events when you can have real-life chaos in a virtual world?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a gas station lunch run, join us now! Just be sure to watch out for your surroundings…you never know what might happen next.

CraftyHacks Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! That’s right, no more tedious mining, just look up and catch those sparkly gems as they fall into your inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. That’s right, break out your best Fortnite emotes and watch as these explosive buddies shower you with enchanted gear.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the pigmen have formed a synchronized swimming team that puts the Rockettes to shame. Join them for a performance you won’t soon forget, complete with firework displays and a surprise appearance by a celebrity guest (hint: it’s Notch).

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs life hacks when you have a server this wild and wacky?

Worth the Craft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magic Items Found:	7003	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Animals Bred:	188	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

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