Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, building castles out of rainbow-colored blocks, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t worry, our hookers are anything but underwhelming – they’ll trade you enchanted items for emeralds and lead you on quests to find hidden treasures.
So why settle for a bland Minecraft experience when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Say goodbye to all the space women take up in your brain when all you want to do is focus on that microsecond you cum. And don’t worry about being fat and short like me, because on this server, it doesn’t matter at all!
Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!
join dis server if you wanna experience the ultimate blend of chaos and tranquility, just like how those streamers go from screaming at their screens to chilling in their quiet rooms. it’s like a rollercoaster for your soul, man. come on, you know you wanna be a part of dis wild ride!
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Weedcraft is a 1.21 survival server with:
| Features |
|---|
| • Literally weed |
| • Plugins such as EssentialsX |
| • Commands such as /tpa, /home, and /rtp |
| • Craft-able drugs with fun effects! |
| • Polls voting on the next big thing to happen to the server |
| • Fun events such as build battles, PvP battles, Parkour Races |
| • Active and passionate community-drawn discussions |
| • +10,000 to -10,000 world border |
| • Stealing is allowed but Griefing is NOT. |
If you want to check it out, join using the information below!
⚠️Weedcraft is a completely new server with just a couple friends and we are looking for new players to form our community with us.
| Server Information |
|---|
| JAVA IP: 102.165.14.81:25878 |
| BEDROCK IP: 102.165.14.81 |
| BEDROCK PORT: 25803 |
If you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on the server. |
| What are some commands available for players? | Players can use commands like /tpa, /home, and /rtp. |
| Are there any specific rules players must adhere to? | Stealing is allowed, but griefing is not tolerated on the server. |
But here’s the kicker – Marques runs the server from a distance of 30 feet away from the other players. Why, you ask? Well, he’s still paranoid about Covid, so he prefers to keep his distance. And get this, he communicates with the players using hand signals and gestures because he’s so far away. It’s like a game of charades mixed with Minecraft – talk about a unique gaming experience!
One time, a player made a negative comment about Apple (gasp!) and Marques went full-on director mode, signaling for the podcast to be cut with dramatic arm movements. It was like a scene straight out of a movie. The other players were left stunned and confused, but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.
So, if you want to be part of a Minecraft SMP run by a tech genius who communicates through interpretive dance, then this is the server for you. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?
Not to mention, our SMP has a secret underground club where all the female players gather to plot world domination through building the most fabulous pink castles and organizing epic fashion shows with armor and diamond accessories.
So if you want to join a server where being a woman means having the coolest superpowers and being part of a fierce sisterhood, then come on over and join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and fabulous at the same time?
Join us and choose one object to make disappear forever all over the world. Want to see what happens when all the diamonds suddenly vanish? Or maybe you’re feeling mischievous and want to make all the creepers disappear, leaving players with nothing to fear (or explode)!
But be warned, the consequences of your choice will be wild and unpredictable. Imagine a world without pickaxes, where players have to mine with their bare hands like cavemen. Or a world without food, where everyone is constantly starving and resorting to cannibalism (yikes!).
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together. Who knows, maybe you’ll go down in Minecraft history as the player who made all the chickens vanish, causing a worldwide poultry shortage. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!
