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Crazy Block Party

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers alone? Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the community! We’ve got everything you need to survive and thrive in this blocky world, from epic builds to intense PvP battles. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Eternal Quests Server 1.21.2

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Yo bro, forget about hookers and STDs, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the love and affection you need from our pixelated pals. Plus, no risk of catching anything except maybe a creeper explosion. So why waste money on hookers when you can build a virtual relationship with Steve and his gang? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable life choices!

Hookers & Blocks Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, blocks, cheap encounters, emotional fulfillment, empty interactions, escort services, Hookers, Human Connection, interactions with hookers, Minecraft, moral judgments, paid companionship, Personal experiences, prostitution, Red Light District, Server, sex work, sexual services, societal perceptions, street walkers, taboo topics, thoughts on hookers, Transactional relationships, underwhelming experiences

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more excitement than a hooker convention in Vegas!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, building castles out of rainbow-colored blocks, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t worry, our hookers are anything but underwhelming – they’ll trade you enchanted items for emeralds and lead you on quests to find hidden treasures.

So why settle for a bland Minecraft experience when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Brothel: Where Seeing Hookers is the Solution!

blocky, Brain, brothel, catalogue model, Cum, fat, Feel-Good, gossips, hatred, Hookers, microsecond, mind games, mog, overall, seeing hookers, shitskins, shittests, short, solution, space women, torture, young love

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Towns Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your own model from our catalogue and never feel hatred from those pesky players who mog you again!

Say goodbye to all the space women take up in your brain when all you want to do is focus on that microsecond you cum. And don’t worry about being fat and short like me, because on this server, it doesn’t matter at all!

Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

JeninDroneStrike

CASUALTIES, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, drone strike, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, idf, Jenin, JeninDroneStrike, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, Palestinian, RETALIATION, security threat, senior operatives, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow things up like IDF drones in the West Bank city of Jenin! We have crazy PvP battles that will make you feel like a senior Hamas operative dodging missiles left and right. Build your own fortress and defend it from enemies just like those poor guys in Jenin. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret terrorist organization (but, like, in a fun way). So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual warfare like never before!

Over The Hill Gamers: Just Like Your Grandma’s Secret SMP Vanilla Server, Join Our Whitelist!

all skill levels, beginner friendly, BUILD, Community Focused, discord server, Enjoy, Farm, friendly community, Gamers, Grandmas, helpful players, HILL, Java 1.21, Join, Mature Players, No Griefing, No mods, No pvp, older adults, playerbase expansion, respectful environment, secret, Server, smp, technical gameplay, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Playerbase	3-8 online at a given time
Java Version	1.21
Features	No PVP, No mods

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Send a message to get the discord info to join.

Q: Are there any restrictions on skill levels?

A: All skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Q: What activities can I do on the server?

A: Players can build, make farms, and enjoy playing the game in a supportive environment.

Q: Is the server white-listed?

A: Yes, the server is now white-listed to prevent random griefing.

HellCraft Server – Join the Chaos!

alien insects, Chaos, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Join, Liberation, Magicka, News, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, Third-person Shooter, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the galaxy in HELLDIVERS 2: Minecraft Edition!

Fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy in a co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter experience like no other. Liberate planets, complete objectives, and work together with other players to save the galaxy. But beware, time is ticking and the aliens won’t go down without a fight!

Forget about building castles and farms, come join us for an epic adventure through procedurally generated areas and insane battles. Plus, our server has exclusive updates and patches that will keep you on your toes!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who needs torrets when you can have alien insects and robots to fight against? Let’s spread some Democracy in style!

RoseCraft SMP: Code Geass – Recapture the Blocks

Anime, BETRAYAL, blocks, Britannia Empire, C.C, Code, code geass, geass, Happiness, Justice, Knightmare Frames, lelouch vi britannia, loyalty, Mecha, power, Rebellion, Recapture, resurrection, return of the king, Revenge, rose of the recapture, RoseCraft, smp, Suzaku Kururugi, War, Zero

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Our king has returned from a quest to find the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Block! Legend has it that anyone who finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures with our king as he leads us on quests to find more rare blocks, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where you can dance the night away with other players.

So, how happy are you to see the return of our king? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the craziness begin!

ZelCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Barriers, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, negotiations, Partners, peace talks, Russian positions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, ZelCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is, liek, totally epic and full of crazy adventures? well, u found it, my dude! this server is so lit, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a land where everything is made of candy! u can build ur own gingerbread house and ride unicorns through fields of cotton candy! it’s, liek, a dream come true, bro!

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to live in a candy wonderland, but u also get to battle dragons and save princesses from evil witches! u will be a hero, my dude, a true legend in the minecraft world!

so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, epic, and totally wild adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

VolcanicCraft

disaster management, Earth science, emergency response, environmental impact, Erupts, evacuation, geology, Kamchatka Peninsula, natural disaster, ring of fire, russia, seismic activity, volcanic activity, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption updates, volcanic hazards, volcanic monitoring, VolcanicCraft, volcano

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5374
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Farms Harvested:	241
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit because we have a volcano that erupts in russia, but like, in minecraft. it’s like, so crazy and cool, you gotta see it to believe it. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a volcano erupts and you gotta run for your life. it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

also, we have this insane story where a group of creepers formed a band and started playing music in the nether. it’s like, the weirdest thing ever, but also kinda awesome. you can even join their band and play music with them, it’s like, so random and fun.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids live? yeah, it’s like, a whole new world down there with treasure and mermaid parties. you gotta dive deep and explore it, it’s like, mind-blowing.

so, like, if you wanna experience all these crazy adventures and more, you gotta join our server. it’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever take in minecraft, trust me. come join us and let’s have some epic fun together!

ZodiacCooperCrafts

Conspiracy Theory, crime, criminal case, criminal conspiracy, criminal history, criminal identity, criminal investigation, criminal mastermind, D.B Cooper, FBI investigation, investigation, Mystery, serial killer, SUSPECT, suspect connection, suspect theory, true crime, true crime theory, unsolved mysteries, zodiac killer, ZodiacCooperCrafts

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Votes:	6664
Animals Bred:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	6231	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, because this server is gonna blow your mind!

First off, did you know that there’s a none zero chance that D.B Cooper and the Zodiac Killer were the same person? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? They both play on our server! So if you wanna team up with some of the most notorious criminals in history, then you gotta join us!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of blowing up. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that!

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me right! This chicken will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you. Plus, it’s a great source of fried chicken if you ever get hungry while mining.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Exalted Kingdom: Where factions fight over the last piece of cake!

2014, 2016, armor, balance, Cake, Discord, exalted, expensive, Factions, Fight, Kingdom, Medieval, Minecraft, notch Apples, Piece, play testers, Promoters, PvP, Raiding, Referral, Server, Shop, Spawners, Tnt, Version

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2743
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Votes:	387	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Exalted Kingdom Factions (Very Hard Factions)

Overview
A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version is gonna be 1.8.9, AND 0 PAY TO WIN, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PAY MONEY TO BE THE BEST PLAYER, YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. Spawners in shop at an expensive price. The gameplay will include Wither raiding, tnt for low budget raiding, Protection 4 armor for PVP, and notch Apples. We`re planning to launch it as soon as possible, 1 month at best.

Overview

A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version is gonna be 1.8.9, AND 0 PAY TO WIN, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PAY MONEY TO BE THE BEST PLAYER, YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. Spawners in shop at an expensive price. The gameplay will include Wither raiding, tnt for low budget raiding, Protection 4 armor for PVP, and notch Apples. We`re planning to launch it as soon as possible, 1 month at best.

FAQ

Q: What is the server version?

A: The server version is 1.8.9.

Q: Can players pay to win?

A: No, there is 0 pay to win on this server. Players will have to work for their progress.

Q: What can players buy in the shop?

A: Players can buy spawners at an expensive price, as well as other items for raiding and PVP.

Q: Is there a referral program for promoters?

A: Yes, promoters can earn a percentage for referring players who make purchases in the shop. More information can be found on the Discord server.

Q: How can players provide feedback or help as play testers?

A: Players can reach out on the Discord server to provide feedback, ideas, or to volunteer as play testers to help balance the shop and gameplay.

EmoCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping mechanisms, Distress, EmoCraft, emotional coping strategies, emotional distress, emotional health, emotional regulation, emotional resilience., Emotional support, emotional well being, emotional well-being tips, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health help, Mental health resources, mental health support, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, stress

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of derpy llamas, or the joy of stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the title of Chicken Champion?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of emotional distress. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoOneBornGay Minecraft SMP

discrimination, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, HUMAN RIGHTS, IMMORAL, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ stigma, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, No one is born gay, NoOneBornGay, sexual identity, sexual orientation, smp, social constructs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Void Gems Collected:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to our totally not named Minecraft SMP, where we have the craziest reasons for you to join!

Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!

But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!

Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!