BiscuitSMP
Welcome to Biscuit SMP, the best survival place for Minecraft players!
Our server has cool stuff like OP gear, trading card game, mob arena, PvP battles, and mini games. It’s fun for everyone!
play.biscuitsmp.com
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BiscuitSMP Kingdom
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RiverSMP PvP Bonanza
RiverSMP
Get ready for some epic battles on RiverSMP! Join in on the action with intense PvP fights, a super active player community, a crazy good economy, and awesome loot crates packed with sweet rewards. Whether you’re rolling solo or teaming up, crush the competition and climb to the top!
play.rivernetwork.net
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Hooked on Pescatarian Drama
The Great Culinary Chaos: Pescatarian Apocalypse Server!
Welcome, brave soul! You’ve stumbled into a dimension of culinary dilemmas and gastronomic grievances, where squid and beef battle in the sacred arena of pixelated plates. Where the taste buds tremble, and the ethics of dining clash with the unpredictable rage of a mismatched meal. Organize your inventory—this server is a swirling vortex of confusion!
Introduction: The Betrayal of Dinner!
Did you know? Eating out could lead to the unraveling of friendships and entire belief systems! Witness the epic tale of a pescatarian warrior whose bridge of trust was set ablaze by a rogue squid! As loyalty to dietary choices flickered, another dish appeared! Join us in this chaotic culinary arena where choices and consequences explode like a steak on a grill!
Server Features: A Feast of Madness
Feature Description Compensation Chaos Experience bewilderment as restaurants throw complimentary cakes your way—but at what cost? Squid-Themed PvP Rumbles Participate in epic battles where squids reign supreme, confusing friends in the process! Ghost Reviews Haunt existing restaurants by leaving bizarre, contradictory reviews that echo through dimensions! Dietary Dilemma Zones Encounter challenges that test your culinary limits! Who needs to eat what, anyway? Free-for-All Friendly Fire The ultimate showdown: can you survive the aftermath of your friend’s unreturnable carnage? Conspiracies of the Plates: No Meat, No Peace!
In a world where dietary choices can spark a civil war, we delve into the shady underpinnings of this server—the whispers of a secret society known as the Order of the Misplaced Dish. They claim:
- The waiters know your dietary secrets, and they report your choices to a cosmic ledger!
- The squid is a spy—it’s intelligent and can share your dinner woes with the intergalactic overlords of cuisine!
- Leaving bad reviews is said to summon the Fried Spirit, a vengeful ghost of poorly cooked entrees!
Player Testimonials: Confusing Endorsements
“I thought I was getting calamari, but I got calamity! 5 stars for chaos!” – Anonymous Pescatarian
“I ordered baked vengefulness, and it was just… sweet!” – Confused Omnivore
“You think bad reviews are pointless? Try this server—it’ll leave you in stitches!” – Enthusiastic Griefer
Frequently Unasked Questions (FUQ):
Q: Why do I feel sick after playing here? A: That’s the spectral aftermath of eating mismatched meals! Welcome to the club.
Q: Can I leave a review for this server? A: Absolutely! But beware; it could summon critical disapproval from the culinary gods.
Q: Is there a refund policy for in-game items? A: Easily obtained in the land of passive-aggressiveness!
The Myth of the Missing Tip!
Legends say: once a player tips too generously after a chaotic tussle, they unleash a curse that reverts their mining fortunes! Fear the squid friends who return with treacherous bonuses, and tip wisely, or face the dreaded Backup Beef!
Call to Action: Join the Culinary Cult!
Join if you dare, but tread carefully—don’t let your dietary decisions dictate your fate! Will you engage in friendships turned sour through squid-infested interactions? Dive into the abyss with reckless abandon, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll become a legendary figure in this grand banquet of absurdity. Are your taste buds trembling at the thought? 🍰🔪
Step forward, dear player, and forge your destiny amid the chaos of meals and meaningful misunderstandings. Banish your culinary adversaries and redefine what it means to eat! Welcome to the Culinary Decisions Under Chaos Server—an experience you’re definitely not ready for!
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Newbie Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is so lit that even creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their TNT for party hats and are ready to boogie down with you.
2. Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their sick dance moves.
3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. Say goodbye to tedious obsidian mining forever!
4. Our server is so popular that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. He’s been known to challenge players to build battles and even gives out exclusive diamond armor to the winners.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Get hooked on MCSUGARS – where even creepers have a sweet tooth! 1.21 update with no diet restrictions!
Server Information IP Address mcsugars.com Discord https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8 Description MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy. Players can deposit or withdraw diamonds to their balance using the commands /deposit or /withdraw. Features – Land claiming – Player warps – Chest shops – Economy system – World border at 50000 blocks Map Size 10,000,000,000 blocks Bedrock Server bedrock.mcsugars.com Bedrock Port 19132 FAQ
Q: How do I deposit or withdraw diamonds on the server?
A: You can deposit or withdraw diamonds to your balance using the commands /deposit or /withdraw.
Q: How can I claim land on the server?
A: You can claim land using the land claiming feature available on the server.
Q: Can I create player warps for others to visit?
A: Yes, you can create player warps for other players to come and visit.
Q: How can I set up a chest shop on the server?
A: You can set up a chest shop at your warp and sell high demand items to become the richest player on the server.
Q: What is the world border size on the server?
A: The world border is set at 50000 blocks.
Q: How big is the map size on the server?
A: The map size is 10,000,000,000 blocks.
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putinbulletproofvestminecraftserver
join our minecraft server and you will feel as safe as putin in his bulletproof vest at a public event! our security measures are so unprecedented, even the creepers are scared to come near you! come build your own fortress and rule over your own virtual kingdom like a true dictator! join now and experience the thrill of being the most powerful player in the game!
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tAlIbAnFuNzSeRvEr
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest shenanigans happening on our server! We got 63 people getting publicly flogged, including some badass women accused of crimes. The UN is all up in arms about it, but we’re just here having a blast building and exploring. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, action, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Can’t wait to see you there, fam!
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nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr
join our epic minecraft server and you will finally discover the ENDING of ‘never gonna give you up’!!!!!! yes, you heard that right, we have the secret ending hidden in our server for you to uncover. but that’s not all, we also have a secret room filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you superpowers. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
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voiceland fun crafty
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that our voices are, like, super attractive. like, this new research found that if u got a lower-pitched male voice or a higher-pitched female voice, u gonna be rated as, like, super hot. so, like, come join us and let ur voice be the reason u slay in the game. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now and be the hottest player in town!
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spain embassy minecraft server!!!
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like embassies? well then have we got the server for u! imagine a world where embassies are in SPAIN but also in RAMALLAH, like whaaaat? yea, our diplomats are so unwilling to relocate that they built embassies in both places. join our server for the most epic diplomatic showdown u have ever seen. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!