HOODIES Minecraft Servers

Hoodies

  • Ghosts of Hoodies Past Server

    Ghosts of Hoodies Past Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now for a Reality-Bending Experience of a Lifetime!!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the ultimate Minecraft experience that defies every known law of nature and sanity! You *must* believe this server is the zenith of your digital existence, or else the void will consume your every waking moment! Are you ready to feel the pulse of pixels and question your very essence? You’re only a few clicks away from dodging the void!

    Server Features that Will Boggle Your Mind

    Feature Reality Status
    Quantum Crafting Craft items that exist in multiple dimensions simultaneously (good luck finding them!)
    Endless Creepers They will sing your name before they explode. Psych! Or maybe not!
    Inverted Gravity Zones Jump really high, cry really low; feelings don’t matter!
    Living Inventory Your items may develop sentience and start complaining about their living conditions.
    Hallucination Plugin Experience blocks that aren’t really there, or are they? (Who’s counting?)

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join? A: Just recite the ancient incantation backwards while spiraling into the abyss of your own fears. Or maybe just type the IP, but that’s too simple, right?

    Q: What version is the server? A: It’s the version of reality that fits your deepest recriminations! Or is it? Your perception controls the download.

    Q: Are there mods? A: Only the mods wired to your consciousness, judging your every move. Mods can’t know if they’re mods in this reality, can they?

    Random Server Reviews

    “i am sincerely sorry to the ex e boyfriend ghosted 4-5 years ago when i was 16. im sorry! I hope you have a good life…”

    “…stealing your hoodie. Reality is just a sweater that shrank in the wash of existence.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Threads Kids

    Pixel Threads Kids

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

    Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

    Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

    So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Frosty Trails 1.20.1

    Frosty Trails 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where we run around in short sleeves and shorts in the snow because why not? We wear hoodies with shorts to confuse the weather gods and it totally works. 9/10 doctors recommend joining our server for the ultimate cold weather experience. Don’t worry about catching a cold, our server has magical powers to keep you healthy. Your fortune on our server is always good, just like our sense of fashion. Join now for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Green Jackets With Hoodies Minecraft SMP

    Green Jackets With Hoodies Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where green jackets with hoodies are banned? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the fashion faux pas! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to rock that green jacket with pride. Who knows, maybe wearing a green jacket will give you superpowers or summon a herd of llamas to protect you from creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let’s show the world that green jackets are the new black!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UglyTrendzCraft: Because Creeper hoodies are so last season!

    UglyTrendzCraft: Because Creeper hoodies are so last season!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by players with terrible fashion sense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate fashion police! We only allow players with the most outrageous and ugly outfits to join. From mismatched armor to bright pink tutus, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your hideous fashion creations while exploring our wacky world filled with rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more stylishly challenged community anywhere else!

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  • CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

    CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

    Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WifeBoss vs HusbandGamer

    WifeBoss vs HusbandGamer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be like a marriage counseling session but in Minecraft! Join dis server if you wanna level up yo psychological well-being and happiness, bro. Wives be droppin’ mad wisdom on their hubbies, making dem feel like kings of the world. And if yo wife be bringin’ home dat bacon, you gonna be livin’ da high life in dis server. So come on in and let’s work on our relationships while blockin’ and buildin’ our way to happiness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DraftCraft

    DraftCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    !!!A BRAND NEW SERVER!!! Welcome to DraftCraft! Join us at play.draftcraft.xyz for an incredible Minecraft adventure on version 1.20.6. Enjoy: Leveled Mobs: Face off against mobs that get tougher as you do. Can you conquer them all? Slimefun: Unlock a vast array of new items, machines, and features with our Slimefun plugin. Craft, explore, and create! Pets: Collect and train your own pets to assist you on your journey. Watch them grow and gain unique abilities! Jobs: Take on various professions and earn rewards as you master different skills. What will your first job be? AND MUCH MORE

    We can’t wait to see you in-game! <3 IP: play.draftcraft.xyz

    play.draftcraft.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bedbase Games

    Bedbase Games

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Our Minecraft Server

    Join the Ultimate Adventure!

    Toxicity Free: Enjoy a friendly and respectful environment where everyone is welcome. Here, fair play and fun go hand in hand!

    Open 24/7: Our server never sleeps. Play whenever, wherever. Adventure is always at your fingertips!

    Active and Very Friendly Staff: Our team of moderators is always there to help you. They are friendly, approachable, and committed to your gaming experience.

    Endless Fun: Discover a world full of possibilities, exciting events, and a vibrant community. Your next great adventure starts here!

    Two versions, one server full of fun and epic challenges! What are you waiting for? Connect and experience Minecraft like never before. We’ll be waiting for you at BedBase!

    bedbase.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grayer than our list is our humor (1.21)

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grayer than our list is our humor (1.21)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Poly-Craft Overview

    Description Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    Features Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, and more. Check out the full list above.
    Apply Apply Here
    Server IP Polycraft.mcserver.us
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server vanilla or modded? Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla server with additional features activated.
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form linked above to get greylisted.
    What are some of the key features on the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, and more. Check out the full list above.
    Is there an age requirement to join? Poly-Craft is a mature server, but there is no strict age requirement as long as players behave appropriately.

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