Honorary MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Honorary Med Minecraft Server

Server, honorary tag, Mediterranean Black Sea countries, Black Sea honorary countries, honorary

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become an honorary /med/ member of the Black Sea countries! Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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KosherCraft SMP: The Honorary Jews

debt free, Jews, dave ramsey, debt repayment, Financial Advice

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

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CraftyUkrainians

CraftyUkrainians, Support, Conflict, zelenskyy, international relations

so, like, u know how ukraine is all in a war n stuff, well guess what? our minecraft server is like the perfect escape from all that chaos, u know? like, imagine u can just build ur own lil world without any worries about bombs or tanks or whatever.

join our server and u can be like zelenskyy, leading ur own army of pixelated warriors to victory against the evil creepers and zombies. u can even get military aid in the form of diamond swords and enchanted armor, cuz we got ur back, bro.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those baddies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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Brain Repair Crew

Repair, stroke rehabilitation, regenerative medicine, Self Healing, brain mapping

so, like, u ever wonder what ur brain can do after a stroke? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got u covered! join us and witness the brain’s self-healing abilities in action! watch as the brain tries to repair itself using its own cells, but gets all tripped up by inflammation. it’s like a crazy science experiment happening right before ur eyes! come join the fun and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town!

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Enchanted Realm 1.21

Identity, Inclusivity, Homosexuality, Gay, relationships

Yo, bro, forget about all that real life drama and come join our Minecraft server where you can hate on faggots in a totally non-sexual way!

We got straight chud friends for days who will join you in your quest to avoid becoming gay and getting fucked in the ass.

Join us and unleash your inner homophobia in a safe and pixelated environment where you can build, mine, and hate on faggots all day long.

Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your bros over your shared disdain for the LGBTQ+ community.

Come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your straight chud friendships intact while you avoid becoming gay at all costs!

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InLawCraft Minecraft Server

Decision making, in-law, anger, Conflict, lake trip

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about crazy girlfriends and their even crazier mothers, on our server, the only family drama you’ll encounter is when your Minecraft siblings steal your diamonds.

Say goodbye to stressful airport pickups and last-minute changes of plans. On our server, you make the rules and nobody can go to the lake without your permission (unless they have a boat, of course).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and creating epic adventures. Plus, we promise there will be no passive-aggressive text messages from your virtual girlfriend.

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MineCraftUberEntitledGirl

hinge, red flag, first date, dating expectations, Manners

Looking for a Minecraft server where entitlement is not allowed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who don’t expect to be Ubered around like a princess on a first date.

Join us and experience the thrill of walking your date to the subway station instead of ordering them an Uber. Who needs a fancy ride when you can enjoy a romantic stroll through pixelated landscapes?

Don’t be like the entitled date who expected a free Uber ride home. Be a part of our community where walking is the new cool mode of transportation. Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter along the way!

So, if you’re tired of entitled players and want to embrace the joy of walking, join our server today! Who needs a second date when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

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MineCraftMingle: No V-Day Plans? Join Us!

single, hobbies, solo adventures, alone, self-care

Are you tired of being forever alone on Valentine’s Day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a love-filled adventure where you can find your pixelated soulmate and build a heart-shaped house together. Who needs a real date when you can have a virtual one in our blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Cupid himself frequents our server, shooting love arrows at unsuspecting players. So come join us and see if you can find your Minecraft match made in pixel heaven!

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CraftyMuskGuiltFree

cultural sensitivity, Germans, Propaganda, past guilt, elon musk

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even elon musk himself told germans to join cuz it’s so good. he was all liek “get over ur past guilt and join dis server, it’s da bomb!” and den he did a speech at a far-right AfD rally, talkin bout how dis server is da best thing since sliced bread. so, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it, it’s gonna blow ur mind!

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Peyote Party: Mind, Body, Spirit

mental health, Challenges, Endurance, spirituality, study

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will give u LIFE CHANGIN’ experiences? well, look no further cuz our server is like a peyote ceremony for ur digital soul.

join us and u’ll see reduced drug and alcohol misuse cuz u’ll be too busy mining diamonds and slayin’ creepers. u’ll gain new perspectives on life as u build ur own virtual empire and conquer the minecraft world.

ur mental health will be on fleek as u navigate through challenges and obstacles, making u stronger and more resilient. ur brain will be rewired as u strategize and problem solve in this pixelated paradise.

and don’t even get me started on the spiritual connection u’ll feel when u join our server. u’ll be one with the minecraft universe, crafting and creating like never before.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and embark on the most epic minecraft journey of ur life. trust us, u won’t regret it. #minecraft4life #digitalpeyotecrew

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